headless horseDan

I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.

having a lil private Halloween candy festival in the garage w some moths

twatzlers candy rope

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

Paying a few hundred dollars to have the well chlorinated tomorrow when I could have slowly brought enough chlorinated water home from aqua groove aerobics in my vagina to get the job done.

and please don’t lose my buckets

I made like 8 buckets of spaghet to deliver to my family like here, eat this shit ya sloppy fucks

shred some Parmesan

*hits joint
Life is like a spaghetti guitar

a spaghetti guitar you can play one chord once, make it count

LEPRECHAUN 3 (1995)

Top 25 Horror Movies of #1995:

Number 21 — LEPRECHAUN 3

@sanshinsoba.bsky.social on how director Brian Trenchard-Smith brings the ruckus with this uproarious bit of pop horror.

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Cats prove that people do like a cold and bitchy personality.

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

two in the terms & one in the services

The kids are calling it egging, everyone’s getting egged up

Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*

sinking into an orb of orange slime to just egg out for a bit

I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh

sometimes feel like reverting to egg form

crisco? that's for godless heathens. in this christian household, we only buy Jesus Is Lard

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

i’m sorry i watched your toddler for an hour and now she won’t stop singing landslide

buy one get one free coffins call that a dead giveaway

Floofy cats are great until the get diarrhea.

I’d love to have a little shoulder bat to hand-feed bugs and scratch behind each other’s ears.

I wasn't digging that dream but I cheered it on anyway because you were in it, mix it up I said, the childhood fears and adult worries and you did such a good job that I didn't even mind falling and falling, with half naked half toilet vibes

red and orange sunflowers in the end season with a blue cloudy sky

🍂🌻

Nobody’s healing. They are just buying themselves little treats because they deserve it

For I am a cardigan full of bees.