@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
butt bucks
16.02.2026 02:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i like how your eyes blink one at a time
16.02.2026 01:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0choking on my spit but you know seductively
16.02.2026 01:28 β π 72 π 17 π¬ 5 π 0The butt is the vending machine for for food dollars
16.02.2026 01:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Baby you can park your car in my face garage
16.02.2026 01:30 β π 30 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0
a donkey outside the window, eating (also known as an ASS)
fine Iβll post ass
16.02.2026 00:55 β π 151 π 30 π¬ 10 π 1the mouth is the garage of the face
16.02.2026 01:16 β π 75 π 22 π¬ 6 π 1"No honor among thieves" sounds like you need to hang out with some cooler thieves bro
14.02.2026 21:10 β π 137 π 39 π¬ 1 π 1The ripples in self-reflection are from the skipping stones of regret so just don't do anything flat and sideways where all your ducks shake ass at your choices
15.02.2026 17:48 β π 42 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0they should do the jurassic park thing and bring dinosaurs back but only the sexy ones
29.03.2025 13:10 β π 50 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0"Lie become truth only if person wanna believe it." - Mr. Miyagi
15.02.2026 02:18 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0pH balanced stands for pussy Hair balanced
15.02.2026 15:54 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 6 π 0I like trees more than people. Sure, theyβll throw shade but in a cool way.
21.02.2025 19:04 β π 213 π 66 π¬ 11 π 0abstaining from outbursts to focus on
my inbursts
Micky Dolenz solo tour
π΅ hey hey, Iβm a Monkee
I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
the rage inside needs a forehead kiss
15.02.2026 15:20 β π 44 π 15 π¬ 0 π 0Come over and get under blankets and sip tea while we watch Time Bandits, we can even do hand stuff under the blankets (holding hands, patting hands)
15.02.2026 16:20 β π 23 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
15.02.2026 17:00 β π 266 π 54 π¬ 7 π 0My sanity belongs to a world I am no longer acquainted with.
15.02.2026 17:03 β π 51 π 26 π¬ 1 π 0over-hydrating, until I shit my brains out, might fix me today
15.02.2026 14:28 β π 57 π 17 π¬ 4 π 0Oh well, at least my demons loves me.
14.02.2026 17:19 β π 28 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
15.02.2026 04:46 β π 253 π 61 π¬ 5 π 3my mom just said mexicans would dominate curling
15.02.2026 05:09 β π 54 π 14 π¬ 7 π 2Ma'am that is not a baby, that is a bowl of worms
15.02.2026 05:43 β π 27 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0Air Butt: Nothin' in the Rulebook Says An Ass Can't Play Basketball
01.02.2026 17:32 β π 88 π 13 π¬ 8 π 2
A mozzarella stick that maybe looks like Marge Simpson whistling
just got whistled at by a Marge Simpson cheese stick
15.02.2026 00:29 β π 48 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0yeha i love grubhub (overturning a rock and finding a bunch of grubs)
15.02.2026 00:15 β π 472 π 42 π¬ 8 π 5Asking the cashier what she thinks of the groceries I chose
14.02.2026 22:57 β π 273 π 31 π¬ 25 π 1son, weβre not disappointed, weβre just angry
14.02.2026 23:16 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
