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And then there were three popes, all at the same time. That's two more than the legal poping limit!

Can't stop thinking of how the daughter of the cunty French monarch that slaughtered the Knights Templar invaded England and deposed her own husband, King Edward II, whose dad executed William Wallace, and their daughter was wed to David II, son of Robert the Bruce. Black Plague coming up next.

Wikipedia is once again asking for donations, yet they still haven't implemented sorting article history by controversial. What are they hiding?

Oh, shit, who wrote that

Is it weird that the idea that avoid eating octopus and mushrooms feels like it comes from the same place? Do not anger the old ones.

YouTube video by wxTV The Weather Channel Blooper - Guy does a Cartwheel Live behind Jim Cantore in Hurricane Ida

Remembering that one kid teaching us that enough of us doing cartwheels at once could interrupt the hurricane's vortical momentum, but Jim Cantore was blinded by his PPE and did not know to announce that the key to human happiness is togetherness.

My buddy Phil passed 6 years ago today. I didn't mark it on the calendar nor have it in my mind, but serendipity doesn't give a fuck and, for that, I'm grateful. While I think about him often, it's nice to think that today he thought of me first. ❤️

And with that aside, dying is socialism.

I'm picturing Megatron at Universal(?) and am jealous. 🤣 Now I have to go find that video again...

One of my favorite memories is from when they installed Gorf at the entrance to the grocery store, and it would randomly shit-talk so many people that had never heard synthesized voice before. So fun watching people react and look for the hoodlum what done it.

When you apologize to a wall after bumping into it.

This place got me so warbled that I took a weeklong nap and, when I wake up, people are gathering around the life rafts. 🤣

i will carry your night skies and the shushing whispers of your early morning rainstorms
i will harmonize with your lonesome cries as you tattoo the rhythms of your favorite songs over my skin
and when the sun wakes again this side of our world, i will stand beside you fingers curled through yours

Garfield phone where you ripped out his spine to request Shake Your Love from the human radio station DJ that actually lived in your town.

Happy birthday, you socialist. 🎂

I am suddenly crippled from deciding between the desire to pontificate or purr while preening myself.

a woman is laying on a table covered in cake and plates ALT: a woman is laying on a table covered in cake and plates

Logging on like

Thanks for the birthday wishes, moots!

Birthdays are socialism, change my view.

I knew when LeBron said that he was announcing ‘the second decision’ he was just riffing but apparently it was a Hennessy ad. Which reminded me once again of this pretty cool part of the history of Hennessy.

I love how the body double for his action takes is normal-sized.

I saw you liked all my posts except the one about your grandpa.

Q: "Wanna know what's gross?"
A: "Kissing your grandpa on the lips."
Q: "Wanna know what's grosser than gross?"
A: "When he sticks his tongue down your throat."

There were so many competitors back then. I remember the Odyssey, Intellivision, and Coleco Vision. I loved them all. 😆

I was going to post a Computron, but it wasn't there either. The only thing wrong with it was, musically, its Bb tone was about 1/4 step off, and that's how I became a music snob.

The juice cannot wheez the weasel.

I have to assume I did something pretty annoying in my past life and this is my punishment. I'm not even trying; it's just genetics and teflon.

My favorite part is how they tear gasses up the frog's intake vent like they were Luke Skywalker, and the frog was back again the next day anyway.

When someone asked what the gassing was like, they said [sic] "it wasn't bad, kind of minty, but I don't mind spicy stuff; I'm Mexican!"

Ernest Slouches Towards Bethlehem To Be Born

Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:

49

doot doot doot doot fa-WEEEEET!

I have the same problem but with cults.