TrailOfSalt

I still to this day think about "Public Urination Is Fun!" which was a Smarter Feller banger that came out in the SF Weekly some random week in 1990. Or was it Bay Guardian. One of those.

"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement

They’re jumping up and down, waving their arms and yelling “white supremacy” and people are just now beginning to hint at what’s happening

Thanks for checking on me, friend! But whenever I see a headline from this dipshit that contains the words "both the left and right..", I get drawn into the clickbait...but I don't have an Atlantic subscription so thankfully I don't have to wade too deep into the horseshit. (Still not healthy tho.)

Either he's a dope and a true believer, or he's committed to the bit cuz it makes him that sweet sweet "heterdox" money.
Just a valueless human.

I just now read a sentence, from a one Thomas Chatterton Williams, that basically stated MAGA doesn't think slavery was bad because the left got too woke or something and forced them into that position.
Just the dumbest most disingenuous motherfucker on the planet.

An image of a scene from the movie Hellraiser 2 in which a skinned and bloody figure is reaching out with the words "I AM IN HELL" written in blood on the wall behind him and underneath is some edited text that states "B my Valentimes"

I made us all a Valentine that is suited to the modern era

Pandas have a digestion system for carnivores and had to twist their entire lifestyles around eating arsenic plants. They couldn't even figure out how to fuck in a zoo. It is morally correct to call them stupid

Which intern with secret white-power yearnings/leanings took charge of your cover design and shoved this shithead's face into ours. Please investigate.

More than is healthy anyway

I think about it more times than I should

Science and reality are optional, I guess.
The end result is the same for everyone.
Even the ignorant will be included and the deniers will still burn up the same as the rest of us.

It was nice of Florida Ghislaine to give her testimony by the warming glow of gaslight

"Good lord...the youngs they're...they're buying CHICKENS. WHOLE CHICKENS. ROTISSERIE CHICKENS <gasp choke>"
You WSJ dipshits will never have a clue about how actual normal humans act and live. It's an incredible record of ignorance and privilege.

nihilism is, i think, fundamentally conservative, in that it is the denial of the idea that a better world could be possible

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

I’m not sure how it’s possible not to speak a word of Spanish in America in 2026 but it sounds like a lot of you have work to do ✨

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

"Green grass" good lord you dopes

Citizens across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-information lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty bullshit "news" articles and rewarmed half baked pseudo-intellectual opinions that are ever so popular in publications such as the New York Times.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Bad Bunny's halftime show ripped for language barrier, suspected political message

lol stay mad

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

Dominic Dyer: @number10cat.bsky.social Larry the Cat will have been in Downing Street 15 years next week, he is the most stable thing about British politics these days

Dominic Dyer: @number10cat.bsky.social Larry the Cat will have been in Downing Street 15 years next week, he is the most stable thing about British politics these days

Damn Hakeem J. from the top rope

genuinely unbelievable to me that Shapiro — a genuinely malign figure who has used his large platform to spread hate and misinformation — gets treated as a Respectable Commentator.

Yikes more platforming of racists and trash ideology. Do you folks actually *stand* for anything that represents New York values I mean it's in the title of your rag and yet

Ragnar Blackwolf writes: Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?

Rule of Goats 2.0

cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social