The blank one is dead, clearly.

Why can't they just call it "drunken boxer"? That's literally what they are emulating.

Did it concern you at all that the professional was wearing a helmet but you weren't?

Ben Simmons is still trying, god bless him.

So you're saying this could be Bol Bol's year?

Why does the covid vaccine hit me so hard, basically like having covid for a day?

One of the most embarrassing moments in two days.

My attitude to political assassination is that it shouldn't happen. My attitude to the idea thay Charlie Kirk's brand was truthfulness is Bahaha 😄.

Bahaha 😄

NOW hew realizes? Has he been digging latrines for the last nine years?

😍 . . . Maybe I should start Votann.

Feels more like Network, to be honest.

General strike when?

Hey, I'm workshopping the term "pedofascism." What do you think?

Tell Flo we love her, but we're concerned about the smoking, and also free Palestine!

Brian Thompson and UnitedDeathcare killed far more people than Luigi ever could.

Charlie Kirk was just an asshole.

The two are not equivalent.

Dr. Spock and Dr. Scholl were actual, medically trained doctors. They are not fictional characters.

Wedding bills coming due?

The Black kid is lucky if he wasn't given syphilis.

Do Scarem. It's number 300, so you need to review a groundbreaking figure that has had an immeasurable cultural impact. Like Scarem.

It's chlorophyll.

I won't share what crimes Kilmar Abrego Garcia has committed. But let's just say it may include slander, political graft, embezzlement, kidnapping, illegal detention, and the shooting of puppies.

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True, but also Bridgegate should have been the end of Christie.

Oh, you came to Iowa? ;)

Or, to put that another way, can they find an answer to OKC?

Can the Wolves three-peat as conference finals losers?

Why do good things happen to bad GMs?

I had a dream last night that I met several members of the House of Representatives, and, while the Democrats were sort of normal, boring people, most of the Republicans were parrots of various types that bit and scolded me for not voting for them. What could it mean? What could it possibly mean?!

Don't worry, I'm sure Stein will have plenty so say about the Democrats when we hear from her again in three years.

So why has he been giving them a platformon his podcast?