So I read "Resident Evil Requiem" as "President Evil Requiem," and I just assumed the State of the Union was trending.

Damn, that's heavy. Must be die cast.

Ooh, here's another one! Will you push to investigate and prosecute state misuse of Covid-relief funds?

*removal

Oh oh oh! Will you push for removel and prosecution of the officials engaging in the current Epstein cover-up?

How do we defeat the Dem establishment so we even stand a chance of beating the fascists?

Hasbro: Apologizes for killing Optimus Prime.

Also Hasbro:

"They're eating the dogs!"

No. Abolish and prosecute.

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

Neither. "Trump: [Republicans] Should Take Over Elections" would be informationally complete and correctly capitalized.

I would say that had to be the creepiest conversation in human history, but I've seen Trump cabinet meetings.

Prosecute.

Really? Drop Grimes on the day he becomes trade eligible and three weeks before the deadline? Because he has had two bad games in a row?

Earth

So you'll be alerted when they come to life at night?

Kristi Noem is a domestic terrorist.

May as well talk a kangaroo out of hopping

They have the St. Vincent amazon. This is what heaven looks like.

Year-end tally of Trump admin combat actions in 2025:

—Yemen—1,000+ strikes*
—Somalia—140+ strikes, 1 ground raid**
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids***
—Iran—3 B-2 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
—Nigeria—1 set of TLAM strikes
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Venezuela—1 known CIA strike

Third Eye Blind Faith

Preach

Hey! My brother and I watched Return of the King twice on the night before it came out. There was a huge snow storm, and we literally lived across the street, but we finished watching it the first time, looked out the lobby window, and decided to watch it again.

. . . and it doesn't make any sense.

Cheaper carnifexes, eh? Don't mind if I do.

Well deserved!

I endorse this plan.

Gigatron. He's a thousand times better. (Actual fave is Transmetal, but it's too dangerous to do a video on him.)

I mean, kind of, but he's also a starting point guard who has been averaging 12/3/5 with a steal and a three over his last seven games.

Assuming Clowney is now undroppable, I need to cut either Vince or Brandon Williams as players come back from injury. Which do you think has a longer shelf life?