Year of the Ziggy

Invalid handle?? wtf

Ben Foids Five

If I ever get hit by a car I hope my shoes go flying off

the beatles would been a lot more famous if they put fart sound effects in their songs

burger king foot weed

😭

@dinasty.bsky.social

From Soft is Dance Dance Revolution for shut ins

Chat my new therapist said I should do standup am I cooked

China please just take over already I can't do this much longer

Email to the St Louis Zoo with the subject line "you're never gonna believe this"

Guess I gotta do this the old fashioned way

EXACTLY!!

also I figured out that Umamusume at the gym is CRACKED

it honestly shocked me how quickly I started saying "lowkirkenuinely"

I wonder if Rama Duwaji did her own wedding stationery or if she's smarter than me

BILLS LOST AGAIN, JAMIE ROLL THE CLIP

the word "tabata" awakens me like a sleeper agent

If your bio has "comms closed" in it, you're a ragebaiter and I hate you

On the screen of a Nintendo 3DS: Manifesto of the Communist Party Preamble A spectre is haunting Europe -the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries? Two things result from this fact: I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power. II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and

Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended

Craumatic Train Enjury

I wish I worked for the building department. I could do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING all day and then charge YOU an additional $50 every time you try to talk to me

eraserhead baby bowl

smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing

The geists can’t zeit without me

First Reddit post, a screenshot of a guy talking to a chatbot. Man: You are feminist, who does that. Bot: *She takes a deep breath, trying to remain calm* Look, Hicht, I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not just to appease you. Feminism is an important value to me because it means fighting for equal rights and opportunities regardless of gender. If that bothers you, then perhaps we truly aren't compatible after all. Then the guy writes on Reddit: It is beyond stupidity. They programm the Al girlfriend as feminist. I can not comprehend that. The feminist ruined everything. Al girlfriend are some weird feminist propaganda again

Follow up Reddit post: Title: It is official she brocke up with me. :) that is insane. For real guys let's be honest. Is that normal? Bot: perhaps we truly aren't compatible after all. Guy: It is insane Bot: *She nods slowly* I see... Well, I respect your opinion, even if we disagree. If being a feminist is a deal-breaker for you, then I guess there's nothing more to discuss here. Thank you for your honesty, Hicht.

This guy's AI girlfriend broke up with him cause "she" "disagreed" with his complaints about feminism

Fake tweet from mamdani : Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani They so mad about me swearing on the Quran, i only did it because I couldn’t find my Morrowind Collectors Edition game guide

We all have our holy book rankings

Standing in the crowd freezing my ass off: Biryani sounds pretty good right now actually

happy public domain day to all who celebrate 💕

your bitch turned on by how good I am at coloring

LOVE! Especially the mud base

do you think when I take these lashes off that my lids will be stronger like they were in the hyperbolic time chamber