bat5

taking my meds out of an advent calendar

i feel my ovaries doing yoyo tricks

there is no heartbreak like when a mutual decides to log off forever

no such thing, i heard

immaculate style

frielf (@goblinphones@jorts.horse) 1 Post, 14 Following, 8 Followers · i can turn into a basketball at will

i don’t know how to use matadon jorts.horse/@goblinphones

yes!!!!

Titanic Risen

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piss cup half empty

i have been feeling this exact thing about myself lately ough

at least it’s warm in here

the pissing hour

lmao

hey thanks for the suggestion iOS, i love the idea of setting my lock screen to a selfie that you’ve run through a piss filter

ty snakeroot this is better than being asleep actually

rude cat won’t let me nap

Let's Shake Hands

open.spotify.com/track/4Qjdvj...

well

oh hell yeah that’s what i’m talking about

anything good

he gives me the willies

in october a hookup can be rebranded as a bone donor

i will transform into a massive seam and dig myself into the garment designer’s flesh

i want to meet the person who decided to put painfully large seams right in the top middle of these sports bra straps

screaming closet

cheers 🚿

YouTube video by Relaxing White Noise SHOWER SOUNDS WHITE NOISE | Relax & Be Calm | ASMR 10 Hours

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I'm so mad that everything is touchscreens now. we must return to the glory days of toggles, sliders, and knobs, where each function was clearly delineated with a different motion or feel