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@offlineisonline.bsky.social

Artist, Writer, Gamer, insane person, and Saint Jeanne d'Arc enthusiast. I say insane people things: https://medal.tv/u/OfflineIsOnline

26 Followers  |  92 Following  |  75 Posts  |  Joined: 23.10.2024  |  1.4974

Latest posts by offlineisonline.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Oh.

26.07.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Behold: the worst pizza I have ever made. Still tasty but god it’s an imbalanced soupy mess, which was actually my nickname in college.

25.07.2025 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Superman movie is great btw.

13.07.2025 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also tried to do some mixed media shadow thing with some duct tape? Wanted to do something for a background as well like a broken glass stained window or something? But Idk if I’m gonna continue the project? kinda turned out looking like trash middle schooler “I’m edgy” in the end.

30.06.2025 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did the drawing of the nightmare thing.

30.06.2025 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This: and angrily closing YouTube shorts after seeing someone trying to use Friedrich Nietzsche quotes to promote fascist ideology, seemingly entirely ignorant of anything except surface level understandings of his philosophy, and the fact that Nietzsche himself absolutely hated Nazi ideology. >:/

28.06.2025 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My breakfast this morning is a cup of tea, a single ham steak, and the conceptual idea of what a balanced breakfast would be if I was not so god damn poor.

28.06.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A

28.06.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m listening, but it is very hard to hear you given your tiny size and glasses.

27.06.2025 06:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Natures other not quite as good but perfectly adequate killing machine

26.06.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nature’s perfect killing machine

26.06.2025 19:48 — 👍 54    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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No but fr:

24.06.2025 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love these little guys

24.06.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thy turned him into glue :(

21.06.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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18.06.2025 06:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me headed to the TSA to get my #Pokémon cards graded:

05.06.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why tf do people go on speaker phone in a restaurant?

24.05.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Spaghetti”

29.04.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me am go to doctor to find out what’s wrong with me. (it a lot)

02.04.2025 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mac and cheese but I put the pierogi in it also

30.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big fan of the impromptu multicultural festa happening at my local bus transit center.

27.03.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He sink

27.03.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bring your child to work day

16.03.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think ICBM’s are alive in the cars universe?

12.03.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Best concert I’ve ever been to.
I went with my sister and my dad. Almost cried. Absolutely breathtaking music.
Bruce Cockburn is a legend.

06.03.2025 07:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You fall into a vat of chemicals and become the Joker.

I fall into a vat of chemicals and I become Jeff Goldblum in the Fly.

We are not the same.

28.02.2025 05:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish they made rolls of exclusively the green Necco Wafers.

25.02.2025 11:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot spell

16.02.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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08.02.2025 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0