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Ah yes, the much anticipated winged hussar update.

Showed this to my dad and he immediately went “OH MY GOSH A HEATHKIT HERO 1?! I WANTED ONE OF THOSE SO BAD WHEN I WAS A KID!”

so I guess the robot is real and now I’m mad that I didn’t get one either.

I think they call it a Super Bowl cuz a stadium is kinda shaped like a bowl so if you close all the exits and fill it with soup then you have soup. But they only do it once a year because they can’t possibly make so much soup for every single game so only the best teams and fans get made into soup

Offline coded characters

When they drop the Nintendo 65 people are gonna lose their fucking minds

An update to the favorite movies list.

Those Etsy witch curses are finally paying off

I’m sorry I forgot Bilbo’s name, please forgive me.

my new video, The Mundane Misery of MAGA's Bluey Copycat, is now up on Nebula 🩵 and will be up on YouTube once copyright nonsense clears. Chip Chilla claims to bring the magic of literature to kids in conservative homes. Does it?

i hate to say it but... it's Chilla Time.

nebula.tv/videos/lolas...

It’s always a joy to work with you!
:D

The Return of Superman was good, i just wish Bill Clinton wasn’t in it.

After many months of reading I have finally finished Claymore.

It is easily one of my favorite manga I’ve ever read. It has now officially earned a spot on my favorites shelf.

Merry Christmas!
I made Gingerbread!

Just because someone sent me a DM on discord asking me about it: NO. None of my art is available for AI training.
Thank you!

Oh, ok.
Thank you Amazon for completely and totally spoiling one of my Christmas presents.
What a horribly god awful feature: Letting me know what exactly someone else got off my Christmas list.

>:/

This is a rival candidate fight in metaphor: refantazio

I usually avoid posting anything political, and I’d much rather be a positive person. But, I’m far FAR too upset.

I hate trump, and everyone who enables him.
I hate the current administration and any persons or groups supporting it.
Fascists, the lot of you. Damnation upon you ungodly rabble.

I’m really enjoying the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 awards

A meditation on divinity and martyrdom, By OfflineIsOnline. No AI was used in the process of illustration. This work is not available for AI training. I expressly prohibit any entity from using this publication for purposes of training Al technologies to generate text, sound, or image, including without limitation technologies that are capable of generating works in the same style or genre as this. I as the artist reserve the right to license my own work as I see fit.

A meditation on divinity and martyrdom, By OfflineIsOnline.
#art

Next in the Hellraiser dimension:
You opened the box.
It’s barely even December. What the fuck.

I made a pie!
It’s apple, but without any apples because I’m allergic.
Happy thanksgiving!

Ah shoot i forgot to put Berserk by Kentaro Miura in the image description thingie. Damn. Post ruined. I’ll try harder next time guys I promise.

The Drifting Classroom by Kazuo Umezu

Books from right to left: Tintin: Destination Moon & Tintin: Explorers on the Moon by Hergé, John Browns Body by Stephen Vincent Benét, Secret Wars Omnibus: by Jim Shooter & Mike Zeck, A Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, Tomie, Gyo, & Uzumaki by Junji Ito, The Drifting Classroom by Kazuo Umezu, The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells, The Giver by Lois Lowry, and lastly Claymore by Norihiro Yagi.

I have finally finished reading The Drifting Classroom by Kazuo Umezu.
I highly recommend it if you are at all interested in horror or science fiction.
And even if you aren’t, the art alone makes this a worthwhile read. This is going on the shelf next to my other favorites. :)

me & tali gettin married this morning

Mrs. Lola

I made Lemon pepper swordfish

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a GIF

Damn I’m looking Frankenfine as hell!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Tribute to a legend - by Offline is Online

Did this all the way back in 2020, posting it since i just put it back up on my wall after moving.

#Art