The Mighty Evo

to the tune of spiderman

Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk
Shot for being a bit of a jerk
Heard of him a week ago?
You say yes, I say no.

Look out, here comes tedious waves of online discourse.

Also sounds like someone startled Scooby Doo

That’s it. Window closed. Transfer of wasp from living room to garden completed.

I’ll be honest I’m not entirely sure why we’re all supposed to dislike Starmer. He seems exactly the same as every other politician I’ve ever seen or heard in my life.

Hello. Remember me? Yes I have been quiet haven’t I? No I don’t have a reason. Yes you never know this could be the last time you hear from me. Who can ever guarantee anything? This is the internet after all.

Hot train conductor! This is not a drill!

The Dark Knight Rises. With Anne Hathaway in that catsuit I’m not surprised.

Got on the train
It’s empty
Sat at a table seat to spread out a bit
Someone gets on
Despite the rows of empty seats decides to sit at the table with me.

When I am king this will be a capital offence.

Morning has broken
Like the first hymen
Blackbird has spoken
Like the arresting officer

My new hobby is watching YouTube vids of TikTok generation women listen to pearl jam for the first time and watch them in real time fall in love with Eddie Vedder.

Danny Jones, eh?
That Maura is a sort tho.
That’s my summary.

Apparently these lay eggs

I have eaten vindaloo and now my belly feels all warm and tingly.

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

Happy which celeb can pretend they were closest to Caroline flack day

Today we honour him

Is it possible to go on a night out with people without every cunt smashing down coke like a demented bunch of corporate Henry hoovers.

Argued with boss today.
Browsed jobs in the afternoon.
This isn’t what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Drove to Surrey. Sat in - large room with a bunch of people all wearing headphones. Remind me why we all need to rush back to the office again?

What time does OJ Simpson come on?

Number 90 has a figure like my auntie Sandra

I don’t really know who Kendrick Lamar is and already don’t want to

I haven’t liked Philadelphia ever since it gave Tom hanks aids

LACES OUT!

Right, over a misunderstanding about what I understood to be dress downs Friday I now have a meeting with HR.

I’ll be honest I’ve got no idea what the rules of this game are

I wonder if all these people watching the superbowl know that minder is on the other channel?

Why does Taylor Swift get so much hate she’s an absolute worldy

Just like Dre i’d completely forgotten about bluesky

Isn’t this just in keeping with his brand? He’s an astoundingly superficial man obsessed with image, of course he’d go with a nude model, he’s not after a quiet bookish type. Publishing the pics appeals directly to his demographic too.