Gillian

St Helens and Crewe just about count

A quite insane tour schedule

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

I think this is some form of performance art at this point.

Not helped by me reading the user name as 'NYC naff off fella'

He are male and she are female and she is he and we are all together

None of this thread is about this "Gavin Newsom", FYI

Erling Haaland would defenestrate you, pal.

This reminds me of when me and my housemate were both going out with men called Tom and we had to refer to them as 'my Tom' and 'your Tom' even though it was teeth-achingly cringe for the both of us

What is 'barf'?

Next door's cat is no longer allowed in our house (too much suspicious scratching/licking/biting herself) - an upsetting development when I'm on my own all day for the first time in ages

Miss u, angel who was only nice to us because we had catnip treats

You can't buy your way out of it

Erling Haaland claps sarcastically

Line of Duty lady disapproving of your nonsense

@forsardines.bsky.social

"anglos"

I keep seeing the poster in town and didn't realise it was something that lent itself to a year of a man living off pork scratchings in the back of a van, but perhaps I underestimate the public appetite for crime chat

Plot twist: it's a wholesome storytime for the kiddies

My Year Without Vegetables: The Peter Blakeley Story

Hope he's buying the fuel with a cashback credit card

There are about five dates in the Merseyside area alone, which I find slightly concerning given the nature of the show

I assume getting in an extra date before the flight home. Never stop never hustling.

Kitty's Kirkcaldy never knew what hit them. They're still talking about it in the queue for well-fired loaves at Stuart's

You'd think there'd be a lot of crossover with Liverpool, New Brighton, St Helens and Crewe

When does he find time to do the big shop or spend a day bingewatching Changing Rooms on YouTube?

There are people my age who are nuts for it, still

An excellent friend.

Time for Mr Jordan Henderson to avenge his brothers

I have no idea why he's so bad at the moment. Maybe his cat is sick or something?

Darwin is not laughing at you, nor is he laughing with you

Feel like we could be doing this with 'sp*z' and 'ret*rd' and yet

Who the fuck gives a shit about some terrible edgelord jokes about four people have seen when disablist slurs are now being thrown around the internet like goals in West Ham's net