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Dawg have you tried hungry hungry Unicorns?

16.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does it mean?

15.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You leave Karl out of this!

13.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all my homies hate chuck schumer

10.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry
The fight is fundraising.

10.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Buddy, they won’t even let ME chuck him.

10.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have always thought that, despite being lazy and unhelpful the “if voting could change something it would be illegal” dudes were lowkey onto something.

10.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is it.

10.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look at my opposition party, dawg.

10.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 44    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First you lose money
Then you lose money
Then they laugh at you
Then you lose money

07.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh man they might have me this time…

07.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just one more pump!

07.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Break Embargo you cowards!

06.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

vaxxed

06.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t wait for the next RNC where he will do a karaoke cover of Feasting On The Blood Of The Insane by Six Feet Under…

05.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Place is getting more affordable by the hour

05.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Folks, we’re at peak Slate

05.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did they forget to include the smear?

05.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a close up of a cartoon character with the words luigi intensifies on the bottom ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with the words luigi intensifies on the bottom
04.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like the idea that 9/11 was some kind of Alarm clock

04.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can somebody get this man a Monster Energy or something?

03.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We literally aren't going to be able to fix the economy until all of the baby boomers and not a few gen xers are dead

31.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face . ALT: the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face .
31.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Translation: WE NEED TIME TO GET OUR PUTS IN ORDER BEFORE THIS THING COLLAPSES.

30.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

on the few times I've been able to get a fire going, my middle age Beagle absolutely loves it. He'll sit a few feet in front of it and slowly roll himself like a hotdog over the course of an hour.

30.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stormy Daniels
Who’s… what are the odds?

30.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You heard of Roman Empire?”

29.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

put intentional walks on 3rd

28.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Weird to put a sign in your store that just says “steal shit”

28.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Homer in hell. Satan, preparing to force-feed Homer donuts for all of eternity, says So, you like baseball, eh? Well, we have all the baseball in the world!

Homer in hell. Satan, preparing to force-feed Homer donuts for all of eternity, says So, you like baseball, eh? Well, we have all the baseball in the world!

28.10.2025 06:21 — 👍 466    🔁 83    💬 3    📌 6

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