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Too autistic to live Too psychotic to die
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”
13.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 14725 🔁 3760 💬 71 📌 50Gorgeous
13.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was my takeaway from season 1. It’s remarkable in many ways but feels sandbagged by the writers wanting to drag the story out too much.
12.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does it count if I often mutter Duel of the Fates under my breath while driving a forklift?
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Me, “So I put together a bunch of options of triumphant music for us to walk out of the wedding to.”
Fiancé, “Wow, I didn’t know you were such a fan of classical orchestral music.”
Me, “…Yeah… classical orchestral stuff… huge fan…”
No new pics
What’s your gender?
Honestly floored it took until 2026 for Hank Green to find out about Warrior Cats
11.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m calling social services
11.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful
11.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nothing will convince me shit like this isn't partly downstream from watching Bradley Cooper shoot an Iraqi kid with tears in his eyes
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Not that any of us needed another reason to hate Ohio State
10.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I need to become a fanfic head because ao3 acutally has the mandate of heaven
09.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Lowkey there is no website with more big dick energy. They just do what they want to do. They allow everything except what is reasonable, and they contain enough of the worst of humanity that you’re sure the best has gotta be in there somewhere.
10.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of the video game “Balatro” where the score displayed is “naneinf” standing for “not a number, infinity”
Achieved my first naneinf in Balatro. A naturally negative Mime and early Antimater made this random seed easy to pilot, but I’m proud of myself nonetheless.
Perhaps now can stop sinking more time into my game of the decade.
At this rate we’re looking at record breaking use of the domestic abuse hotline tonight
09.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fight Club is the most masc thing ever made. This is its blessing and sin and I love it for it
08.02.2026 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that’s super normal, but I’m also ADHD and bipolar so do with that information what you will
But also you are not your thoughts
No man is allowed to say they don’t understand straight women now that we have four seasons of Bridgerton.
07.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would totally be a Pink Ranger
07.02.2026 12:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i always love it when liberals critique me for being part of some leftist hive mind when like, I voted exclusively for Democrats. I told other people I thought it was best to vote for Democrats.
The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.
If my fiancé wore this fit, I would pass out the second I laid eyes on her.
06.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
06.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 3631 🔁 529 💬 39 📌 5IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)
We have been the sole owners for all that time...
The richest man on earth was too gross and sad to score an invite to kidrape island. It is our civic duty to remind him that we know this about him as often as possible for the rest of his life. Trust me: he cares.
04.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 134 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 0Why no cilantro?
04.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Normally, I hate snowy weather, but it’s a completely different story when I get to spend it with her.
01.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
