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@davethepitt.bsky.social

#PerformancePoet, #playwright, #writer and #performer. 1/3rd of @pandemonialists.bsky.social. #AssociateArtist at Arena #Theatre, #Wolverhampton. #Discordian: Rev Tribble Flax #WorkingClassCreative #LGBTQI+ #Ally #Socialist #Woke #ActuallyAutistic

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I'm really starting to think the only political party who will get my vote will be the one who promises, on day one, to ban political donations, second jobs for MPs and lobbying.

Politicians on all sides need to get their snouts out of the trough.

08.08.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.08.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1911    ๐Ÿ” 669    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

i got a text that said "trump is on the roof of the white house shouting at people" and i didn't actually believe it

05.08.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 705    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

For anyone who needs to hear this the worst thing you can say to anyone with #Autism is "We don't have it on file you're autistic."

Just accept the person is telling the truth, that your files might even be out of date or the person has been fighting for five years for a diagnosis

01.08.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know them days were you wake up and think... "Yeah I know what's happening today. Should be quite easy." And then all of sudden 28 different things conspire against you by 3pm so you've no idea how you're going to survive the next three days...

Yeah... That.

20.07.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Coldplay out a CEO having an affair and Trump turned his signature into pubes on a note to a convicted sex trafficker.

The 2025 bingo card is wild.

18.07.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Massive Attack announce alliance of musicians speaking out over Gaza Brian Eno, Fontaines DC and Kneecap say group will support those subject to โ€˜aggressive, vexatious campaignsโ€™ by pro-Israel advocates

Time to stand up and speak out...

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

17.07.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 943    ๐Ÿ” 206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Can anyone translate?

18.07.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's something about the way men use LLMs that feel like those men at the strip club who believe that the dancers like them for their personality and wit.

They just want a toy that makes them feel good.

16.07.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4496    ๐Ÿ” 794    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

I'd go with Alison Hammond and Uncle Roger.

16.07.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
tweet screenshot:

โ€œFantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
via HYPEXโ€

tweet screenshot: โ€œFantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEXโ€

fantastic foreskins

15.07.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15051    ๐Ÿ” 3298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228
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Iโ€™m Starting To Worry This Industry Has No Respect For The People Who Work In It Once your stock options were fully vested, did you sell off all the shares in your humanity?

I wrote this column and I'll just say that the original headline was much meaner. The piece itself, though, is still very angry and very mean, I assure you.

14.07.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5528    ๐Ÿ” 1584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92
Ian Hislop and Private Eye journalist start reading out MPs' gifts in select committee
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE Ian Hislop and Private Eye journalist start reading out MPs' gifts in select committee

The more I think about this video the more I think we should have it on a loop until the rules are changed.

youtu.be/Fg3DsTuG7yY?...

14.07.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Willenhall Writers' Group

Willenhall Writers have undertaken a commission as part of Creative Black Countryโ€™s Creative Communities project.

www.youtube.com/@WillenhallWritersGroup

Stop by and have a look. Youโ€™ll find poems, stories, memoir, glorious pictures of Willenhall, and even a song!

Happy Black Country Day!

14.07.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Old school gamers will still get a twitch "down there" when they see the word Irem

13.07.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of headline on BBC website which says "Children fetching water killed in Israeli strike in Gaza"

Image of headline on BBC website which says "Children fetching water killed in Israeli strike in Gaza"

Errr the word isn't "killed".

The word is "murdered"

13.07.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm surprised the advert doesn't say "work sets you free"

13.07.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remembering the Panama Papers? In this economy?

13.07.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesnโ€™t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable

12.07.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8643    ๐Ÿ” 1134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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The 90's: "Imagine how much society will benefit from having all essential human knowledge in one easy to access place!"

2025: "A subscription is required to access the dictionary."

11.07.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Study: 97% Of Average Americanโ€™s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes

Study: 97% Of Average Americanโ€™s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes

Study: 97% Of Average Americanโ€™s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
theonion.com/study-9...

10.07.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6129    ๐Ÿ” 755    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Why are people boiling the ocean engaging with a racist LLM by asking the LLM why it's racist and not asking the real people involved why their LLM is racist and making them accountable

09.07.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not difficult, is it?

08.07.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is

05.07.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2248    ๐Ÿ” 726    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tabby cat sitting in a cardboard box with an incredibly cute look on his face.

A tabby cat sitting in a cardboard box with an incredibly cute look on his face.

It's my box now. #cat #CatsOfBluesky #Tabby

05.07.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Broken Code: Inside Facebook and the Fight to Expose Itโ€ฆ By an award-winning technology reporter for the Wall Stโ€ฆ

I finished Broken Code by @jeffhorwitz.bsky.social and what a fantastic but also bleak book. I'm so glad I abandoned Facebook all those years ago.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...?

03.07.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A speed awareness course is one of those things most of us have to do. Like jury service, being knocked out for an operation and crying on the toilet while eating a family bag of Monster Munch.

03.07.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brb just typing โ€œmake me a video of Keir Starmer in PMQs condemning Jarvis Cocker for wiggling his arse on stage during Michael Jacksonโ€™s performance at the 1996 BRIT Awardsโ€ in to ChatGPT.

03.07.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man with short grey hair and glasses, wearing a blue jacket and a blue shirt with white spots, has his right arm outstretched towards the camera and is holding a mandolin. That man is John Hegley.

A man with short grey hair and glasses, wearing a blue jacket and a blue shirt with white spots, has his right arm outstretched towards the camera and is holding a mandolin. That man is John Hegley.

Morecambe Poetry Festival runs from 12-14 September, and we're once again running their poetry competition for them. It opened this morning, and you've got till July 28 to send in your poems and impress judge John Hegley. For all the info, follow this link:
pandemonialists.co.uk/morecambe-po...

01.07.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The life of Charlie "Chas" Grigg | black-country-soc The beautifully produced full-colour book by Dr Brian Dakin is the biography of Charlie 'Chas' Grigg who was a Black Country based cartoonist who drew Desperate Dan, Korky the Cat and many otherโ€ฆ

Charlie Grigg was the Black Country man behind some of the most memorable cartoon characters in magazines like Dandy, Beano, and others. Sales of this beautifully produced book also help support a local dementia charity. #BlackCountryDay www.blackcountrysociety.com/product-page...

29.06.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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