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@davethepitt.bsky.social

#PerformancePoet, #playwright, #writer and #performer. 1/3rd of @pandemonialists.bsky.social. #AssociateArtist at Arena #Theatre, #Wolverhampton. #Discordian: Rev Tribble Flax #WorkingClassCreative #LGBTQI+ #Ally #Socialist #Woke #ActuallyAutistic

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You reckon Patrick Wilson ever looks in the mirror and thinks โ€œI know him! Whatโ€™s his name?โ€

14.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel itโ€”pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

15.10.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18141    ๐Ÿ” 2370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 456    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213
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Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh

This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol

old people are just not built to handle this

16.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1866    ๐Ÿ” 871    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
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#cats

09.10.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

08.10.2025 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5501    ๐Ÿ” 1668    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Is there anything more needy of attention than the Discord App. You don't open it for two days and it immediately throws a hissy fit and refuses to do anything until it's downloaded 15 updates.

07.10.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete

07.10.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1854    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

So if he sees a bunch of non-white faces he automatically assumes they aren't British and aren't doing his idea of integrating.

Tell me again why this isn't the behaviour of a racist?

#Jenrick #ToryScum

07.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spot on.

05.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Guardian front page , photo of a group of cops in hi viz and wearing blue surgical gloves somewhere in central London. Headline reads โ€œpolice to get new power to crack down repeated protests, says Home Secretary.

Guardian front page , photo of a group of cops in hi viz and wearing blue surgical gloves somewhere in central London. Headline reads โ€œpolice to get new power to crack down repeated protests, says Home Secretary.

Typical Labour bring in a disproportionate stupid law and when people protest it, make the protest illegal.

05.10.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Freedom is just another name for โ€œa gap in the lawโ€.

05.10.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 985    ๐Ÿ” 359    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This... A hundred times this.

05.10.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you starting to see why it was a bad idea?

Still it's not like the UK government is currently pushing for a national ID database. What could possibly go wrong?

04.10.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Firm linked to Baroness Michelle Mone must pay ยฃ122m after breaching Covid PPE contract, judge rules The government wins its case against PPE Medpro - a consortium led by Baroness Mone's husband - after it supplied non-compliant gowns in 2020.

One down. Many many more to go.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy...

01.10.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want smart appliances. I want dumb appliances designed by smart engineers.

30.09.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

There are serious human rights concerns around not only the proscription of Palestine Action, but also the chilling consequences this decision has had. The UK's overly broad terrorism laws are being misused to suppress free speech.

28.09.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is absolutely not a normal situation, and we cannot let it become so. This is a serious violation of our right to protest, happening in front of our eyes right here in the UK.

These arrests should not be happening. Itโ€™s clearly both ridiculous and seriously disproportionate.

28.09.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Peaceful protestors arrested outside the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool

Yet more peaceful protesters are being arrested today and hauled from the streets by police - a scene which just a few months ago would have been shocking but is quickly becoming the norm...

๐Ÿงต

28.09.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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So this week paracetamol causes autism, the far right in America belief the bed in Prometheus which can extract an alien fetus actually exists and we're still waiting for the Epstein documents.

One week.

28.09.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

28.09.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point surely it's better to release a list of #billionaires and powerful people swirling around #business and #politics who didn't go to #Epstein Island.

26.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.

23.09.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1418    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Bruno penalty

18.09.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scene from V For Vendetta featuring a comedy sketch about V running away from the Chancellor to the tune of Yakkity Sax.

Scene from V For Vendetta featuring a comedy sketch about V running away from the Chancellor to the tune of Yakkity Sax.

Just thinking about that bit from V For Vendetta, where the talk show host did a silly comedy skit and got nigh-immediately black bagged for it.

No idea why.

Anyways I may have to start adding Yakkity Sax to a lot of sped-up footage in the near future.

No reason.

Tee-hee.

18.09.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21st century Britain
where it's illegal to project an image on a wall
but not illegal to supply weapons to mass murdering genocidal psychopaths

17.09.2025 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4430    ๐Ÿ” 1692    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142

Congratulations to Your Party who despite not officially existing, having a proper name or even any structure have already fallen out with each other.

We on the left need to stop infighting and this shit isn't helping. Grow up for fucks sake.

18.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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