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Best thing I've seen today!

This is The Last Supper now.

I bet he's never so much as fixed his own snack.

💯 this!!!

FAFO.

They want us dead.

See, you're viewing this with a British palate. To you it looks like the bland muck that you guys eat.

People in the know can taste the holy trinity and the kick of the cayenne and the garlic just by seeing this photo. It's divine.

two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!! ALT: two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!!

Lighten up, Francis. 😆

Like she said before you blocked her, I'll throw down with you any day. And I will win. And everyone knows it.

I've watched every season of The Great British Bake-Off at least three times. That makes me an expert, right? 😆

I'm from Texas, part of the American south. Everyone here knows that Black southern cuisine is the gold standard. You're not going to win the flavor wars. 😆

You screwed up, Jared.

Graphic: As many as 69 million American women lack access to valid birth certificates

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?

Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.

Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

Mine are Cruz and Cornyn. 🙄

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

It looks like Trump’s signature. 😆

The fuck we are.

He's in absolute hell and dissociating.

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

Mace is not mentally well. But also - rapists don't go to jail unless they're poor and/or brown. Didn't you know that?

I have had the same thoughts. If Elon Musk is the government, and we did not elect him, isn’t that taxation without representation. I think we should start throwing Teslas in Boston Harbor.

A couple of (actually serious) thought-experiment questions on where we are and where we’re going:

If a bunch of sociopaths are destroying the federal government from within, why should we pay federal taxes?

And if they succeed, who’s going to make us pay those taxes?

Anyone who uses "woke" as a pejorative is fuckin' dumbass.

Not a new take, but I needed to say it.

I feel better. Thank you.

This is a reminder that no one can convince Trump voters to no longer support Trump, better than Trump can.

I urge everyone reading this to keep your spirits high and to make up your Goddamn mind to be a steel-spined, unrelenting, ultra-resilient, super-charged, motherfucker on wheels.

Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.

Am I the only one who's judging her for the white of her skirt not matching the white on her top?

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

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Shouldn't Melania have removed her hat inside the Capitol? I don't know the etiquette for torching democracy.