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Kyle Peter Rayner

@kupr.bsky.social

Vintage Gen Y. Trapped with all of you lovely folks in the wrong timeline since at least 12/12/20 00. "Berenstein" realm native. This one was tolerable for a bit but it's been rekt for decades I'd like to slide back to my own squeaky gate now plz thx

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President Trump said the military should use U.S. cities as “training grounds” at an unusual meeting focused on culture wars.

New York Times push notification screenshot NYTimes 10:51 Military Leaders Gather President Trump said the military should use U.S. cities as “training grounds” at an unusual meeting focused on culture wars.

Even after a decade putting in so much work it was more swole than a workout gear/protein powder/"stamina" pill-hawking gymfluencer, & had more arms than Nataraja, @nytimes.com's variant of "unusual" does so much lifting here all six of its cosmic arms ripped off. That boot leather tasty yet, boys?

30.09.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹🥹🥹🙏

28.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.

01.09.2025 14:57 — 👍 22091    🔁 7789    💬 243    📌 245

Important to keep remembering and repeating that Kimmel didn't mock Charlie Kirk or celebrate his death in the monologue. He mocked the president's lack of feeling and criticized the regime.

18.09.2025 15:32 — 👍 2735    🔁 705    💬 41    📌 19

Thank you! 🙏😄 I never expect to/hear back from anyone re alt text (after ensuring accuracy the rest is me having fun for myself). 'Twas in fact a mainstay of my career pre-/amidst acute Covid. In a professional capacity, this would of course have been rightfully disallowed.

However,

26.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a colorful outfit is standing in front of a display case and says i know . Alt: Gary Oldman as Emmanuel Zorg in "The Fifth Element" purses his lips over his slightly too-big buckteeth after being told he's a monster (or sth similar; can't remember precise wording but pretty sure it's that) and says, somewhat resignedly, kind of actually hinting at some internal or long ago wrestled-with disappointment and frustration over being a monster, "I know." Kind like… there's a really complex set of emotions being simultaneously and in rapid succession being conveyed (Oldman: natch!). So this alt texter's interpretation which ofc you can take or leave (but this is the single most-watched movie of mine and except for VHS it's been the first film I buy on every single platform once it's available — even if I don't have it yet. Just in case. I have a Japanese import .mpeg4 minidisk of it 'cause you never know!) Anyway, like, he's doing a whole "And what am I supposed to do about it? Other than be myself, y'know? Monsters gonna monst. Anyway back to pillaging the galaxy and genocide because my soul is a black void and I know this and I also know ruining everything might not fill the void but at least then I won't be so alone and surrounded by implicit judgment. And it scratches my novelty itch vroom vroom pew pew!" [[Original Auto generated alt text: a man in a colorful outfit is standing in front of a display case and says i know .]]
26.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Society sounds like social.
Social sounds like socialism.
Socialism is communism.
Communism is against God and democracy.
Democracy is capitalism.
Communism is bad.
Capitalists and people who love God and capitalism and democracy are good.
So good that ending them to save them is also good.
🇺🇸🫡

26.09.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These people would have all been handed a courtesy sharp rock, & if they hadn't already fucked up hard enough, maybe a glower of acknowledgment — and *banished* from our society for their a-/anti-social, community survival-endangering, destructive, & either intentional or uncontrollable chaos.

26.09.2025 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You cannot oppose Reaganism and Thatcherism and Trumpism and also affirm that society does not exist, we're all just atomized entrepreneurs locked into zero sum competition in every arena. You've already bought the worldview.

We live in a world where nobody owes anyone anything and we all hate it.

26.09.2025 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It can feel good to tell people that you owe them nothing. It's a lot easier than being in community.

But saying this means buying into, and signaling to other people, the truth and legitimacy of the the atomized, commodified ultra-capitalist hellworld we live in now.

26.09.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I've increasingly come to believe that the common attitude "the world owes you nothing, people owe you nothing" is anti social and anti human. I've become very skeptical of anyone, left or right, who espouses this view.

We live in a society.

26.09.2025 02:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

The lifts for whom up show TK
Are those with means or wont to pay

26.09.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if the elevator is thyssen-krupp
the building owner knows what's up

but if otis be the accursed brand
know that thee and thine are damned

26.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 875    🔁 88    💬 35    📌 15

Teenagers are just temporarily embarrassed old people.

26.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NO PERSONALIZATION. 🚨 YOU MUST CONFORM. 🚨 THIS IS A POLICE ACTION. 🚨 PLEASE PLACE YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. 🟡 👐 🟡

26.09.2025 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It says you were born after in or after 1988/89 but before 1996/97ish

Default:

lol

Or

lmao

rofl??? roflmao brb afk?????

26.09.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

40 next month and same

26.09.2025 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

26.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

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Furiously smashes backspace and/or triple/quad clicks to highlight and delete entire multi clause sentence/whole dang paragraph in disgusted self loathing bc I've noticed from corner of eye have misspelled "Bon appetit" [misspelt "Bon appétit" in transcript/captions; increase shame for self editing

26.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how it feels working on a self-imposed deadline

26.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 174    🔁 38    💬 11    📌 22

AuDHD lmaoooooooo [masks_representing_the_performing_arts emoji]

26.09.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inexpressibly, ineffably, so deeply, profoundly sucky that I'm pretty sure if anyone bothered to listen to the horde of Cassandras among us we could def collectively figure out for sure whether we live in a gyrating molten iron ball, or what the composition of the metal sphere is, & how gd hot it is

26.09.2025 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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2:27 PM Eastern
"Breaking News
The local TV giant Sinclair said it would end its boycott of Jimmy Kimmel after blacking out his show for millions of people."

[Ed: And getting him "indefinitely suspended" in the first place.]

NYTimes push notification screenshot 2:27 PM Eastern "Breaking News The local TV giant Sinclair said it would end its boycott of Jimmy Kimmel after blacking out his show for millions of people." [Ed: And getting him "indefinitely suspended" in the first place.]

A Kimmel too far

26.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Contact page (spam reduction, obv; have you seen even just the yt comments about us on any random page jfc y'all get your jealousy back in your pants before you makes as much of a mess as your Daddy's diaper handlers have to all day)

26.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This dentist's assemblymember

26.09.2025 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Contact the Governor | Governor of California You can contact the Governor a few different ways. The best way is through his online form.

Governor

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26.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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California Business, Consumer Services, and Housing Agency (diagonal lines of report)

www.bcsh.ca.gov

26.09.2025 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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California Department of Consumer Affairs
(diagonal lines to Dental Board)

26.09.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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