Cypher Witch // Mother Knight

i absolutely love it when people get jokes

if u had the chance to keep it real... would u??

you, a simpleton: hunter x hunter
me, a genius: hunter²

Nice going, numbnuts. You threw a stone even though you live in a glass house. Your house is fucked!!

I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.

had a dream that a big bird put me in its mouth and flew me around in there

guy with a prion disease: you're telling me this thing is living inside my fucking brain?

doctor: no you fucking idiot. prions don't have dna so they're not living. are you stupid? is there something wrong with your head?

lightning mcqueen getting stuck behind a really slow car in traffic and getting a severe case of what in the world of Cars is just called Normal Rage

It may surprise you to know that I always found X-files mid as the kids say. It's FINE, but I never lost my marbles over it. David Duchovny drunkenly bit my mom at a tavern outside of Vancouver when she tried to feed him a sandwich.

[guy with a really strong opinion on the oxford comma or whatever]: "I'm lower than dirt! I should be hunted and killed!"

if you give people cash they will sometimes reward you with various goods and favours

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

doing a dodge roll any time a coworker walks up to me

Happy Halloween

The yoinkster

Post on r/AskHistorians 5 years ago by ProfessorBarium What did a Roman parking lot look like? Around a venue like the Coliseum where 10s of thousands of people came together, how would transportation be stored? What would the breakdown be of pedestrians, horseback riders, chariot riders, and others? Was theft a major concern? Was there such a thing as a rudimentary version of "The Club" or a wheel boot? 2.3K favs 107 comments

Conversation between Amie Goodly-Piff and Adam Fingerlish. make sure to check the candy this year. what do you mean check them for what ? putting "PCP. Am I supposed to eat some myself or what lol. no just checl. how.

Part 2 of the conversation. Adamcheck the candy? what do you want me to say. it can't be seen how do I know it's in there at all. maybe check it????? andwhat am I looking for? drug PCP

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An old white man in military attire captioned a naked girl will get sent 500 dick picks let's see how many veterans can get

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

They let you just draw a goblin

A coupla pre-work doodles in the car

Wearing a waistcoat to the bar and the boys are all lining up to finger the fabric, their faces hot with jealousy

Yu Gi Oh isnt just for kids who hang out in the woods behind school anymore. Some of the cards have gotten really realistic

Ouuuuuuuugh

girl are you the pain box because im trying not to be scared about sticking my whole hand inside of you

the masses are insanely jealous of my beautiful long and luxurious hair. they are trying to kill me for it

i wonder if anyone has ever tried ruining everyone's lives and then starving them before. im guessing it's good?

when i was a child i wasn't allowed candy. the neighborhood painted kitkat logos on small rocks and pelted me with them