Joe D

In what way? I've always romanticised about living there.

That sheet music looks horrifyingly complicated. 🤯
You should give us a vid of you playing this 😍

Was mentally doing this the other day when I went in a Morrisons that I don't normally use, and the whole layout was completely different.
God love Aldi and Lidl for their consistency 🙌

FULL respect 🙌

😂 I'd definitely be laughing and encouraging this scenario

6 on your own? That must have been an experience 😂 No way could I do that. I can just about manage these two on my own. Just. I've learnt that they also possibly don't see me as a responsible adult, so maybe I need to reel in the chuckling at their antics, now they're getting older 😅

And it's basically for the other diners benefit in that it generally stops the kids from crying/moaning and disturbing others etc. Nowt to do with 'showing them off'. Small things like that give me a whole new understanding/appreciation of parenting. That being said, kids can still be twats tho 😂

😂 Very much this. I have a whole new level of admiration for parents now.
I remember a tweet from a while ago, where a guy said 'stop walking round pubs/restaurants with your toddler in your arms like a trophy you're showing off, nobody wants to see them'. But now I understand why parents do that

I mean, that's the correct adult thing to say, but these two definitely bring out the kid in me again. Find their mischievousness hilarious, which is totally different to how I used to feel about kids. Tbh my mate having these two, and me being as involved as I am has changed my view on kids a lot

Messy pup.
Do I spy pink(ish) and gold kitchen cupboards? Like the look of them 👀

Just take my call, will you FFS

Fun eve with friends 3.5yrold twins in a packed park. I'm a bad Uncle Joe though, cos I find it hilarious that the boy currently has a habit of stripping off and peeing anywhere and in front of anyone, and my stifled laughing encourages him even more, much to the disdain of his embarrased Mum. 😂🤭

Could it be to do with all of the traffic that it's had that has eroded the hair?

Massive hugs fella 🫂🫂

I think you need to start Six Pack Saturday tbh fella

😍 *goes in search of the previous pic*

Ikr. Replaced them with a bottle of wine, but now after that wine I have more consequences to deal with after fighting 6 mosquitoes in my kitchen, with a wet table cloth and ripping my vertical blinds. I need a refund for the shit non-beer and blinds I reckon

Going for a refund in the morning and a stern word about where they put what is basically 'pop'!

I've already reported him for that tbh

Just home, after a stressful afternoon and evening (including having to be rescued by a breakdown guy), and now I discover that the relaxing beer I bought on the way home isn't going to have the relaxing effect I thought! 😭 Should be illegal to put this on the same shelves as the good stuff! Waahh

Can smell that pong that your minge is kicking out, from down here! 😂
Loved Bo'Selecta Mel B. Proper Yorksher lass

Can fully vouch for this from experience. Managed to escape it today though. Phew

Ouchies! Get some allo allo Vera slapped on that, fella.
Thankfully, even though the BBC forecast blue skies and boiling hot sun all day here, it was grey skies and rain till 3pm! Boiling hot since though, but I've somehow managed to escape unpinked 🙌

As soon as I saw this, I knew a gig would have been involved. Hope you had a great night 🙌

This is the only one. Imagine the possibilities! Could getaway and then also go and give Tr*mp's parents condoms.

How the actual heck do you look younger every year? 🤯
Happy birthday fella 😘

😂😂
It's in there right now

Are you asking me to do drunk karaoke, dedicated to you? I think you are, aren't you