JayHasIssues_1

When the regime finds that a group doesn't really exist, it can then feel free to (1) define and name the group (2) name its members, and (3) define its activities as "terrorism."

That seems to be what Clownstick has in mind.

Did he also get to the bottom of the Bowling Green Massacre?

I’m going to give new Managing Editor Megyn Kelly a piece of my mind!

Yeah, “house made catsup” is usually a disappointment.

It’s this faith that always gets rewarded.

They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!

This was a clunker of an argument I first heard from him at the debate with Tim Walz. I can’t believe he’s doubling down on it. He’ll never offer evidence that housing prices are due to undocumented alien home buyers.

The most shocking word in this post: “Insight.”

I didn’t order 500 Charlie Kirk black velvet portraits just to give this ballroom to the next guy!

Such a loss. Great work.

Oh, FFS.

Yep, you’ve got your finger on the pulse.

Of course. We’re almost as hopeless as they are!

“Known for raunchy party clips?” Yep, that’s a Murdoch publication all right.

Too bad SNAP benefits are on hold.

Idiocy is spreading like wildfire.

Don't you have to have a good reputation for your good reputation to be ruined?

I assumed they were switching their focus to ballrooms.

If you ever hear him speak or be interviewed about a subject, it will be the dumbest discussion of that subject you’ve ever heard. That includes his favorite subjects like tariffs, immigration, and the Civil War. Can’t think of an exception.

This is a subject that’s best mansplained, amiright?

“A traveshty,” slurs Pirro.

Let’s raise a glass to Pirro!

This may drive Pirro to drink.

That's gonna send someone running to her boxwine supply.

Virginia’s current governor is Trumper Glenn Youngkin. We should let him know.

Do you mean British pounds? That might be true.

Maybe one day he’ll endorse Greg Abbott.

Of course! In the next 9 months, his approval ratings should hit the mid-twenties!

I expected Tucker Carlson’s balls to be more tan.

Nazi Chrissy’s poop smile is just a fact.