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Chutney Carmichaels

@chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social

If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public. I like funny stuff. I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter

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Latest posts by chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social on Bluesky

The pied piper, but beatboxing instead of flute.

19.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🔥

19.11.2025 12:09 — 👍 17    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

How do I get Jacobs biscuits to start making double dipped twiglets ?

18.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Car or campervan?

18.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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They flippin are

13.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IT'S FULL OF CARROT!

13.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't provide money, I'm allergic.

13.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well it certainly made my ears pop

13.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I've got my bamboo straw, all is well

13.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've even brought my bag for life to drop it into. I'm proper eco me.

13.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm only here for half a pound of treacle tbh

13.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was an absolutely fantastic time, had lots of incredible beers, spoke to a lot of passionate brewers and all the event organisers. If you get chance to go to one of the Craft Brew Festival events, I can whole heartedly recommend them.

09.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you. It is the best party atmosphere and the beers and food are outstanding!

08.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me in a red t-shirt that has three tick boxes
One says nice, one says naughty and the last one which is ticked says I was left unsupervised.

Me in a red t-shirt that has three tick boxes One says nice, one says naughty and the last one which is ticked says I was left unsupervised.

Going to Sheffield craft brew festival today, it's the Xmas party!

08.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Full beaver supermoon.

05.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm heading to Sheffield on Saturday for the craft brew festival. The last one was absolutely amazing.

04.11.2025 08:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm going as lid closed on mens works toilet

30.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm going to use the extra hour to tut at the weather

25.10.2025 21:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had Masons Yorkshire tea gin recently and that was very very nice.

25.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My boss gave me some seaweed gin once, it tasted very industrial.

25.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of you posted pictures of a katsura tree recently, I can't remember who it was, but I've got to get at least one now.

25.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I vouch for you !

22.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#GBBO BUT WHEN IS IT BATTENBURG WEEK?

21.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is dark and croaky

21.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pencil case noir

21.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you're looking for pictures of the vocalist of the Foo fighters it's Dave Grohling

21.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't post much nowadays, but I'm here scrolling and liking.

14.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Left or right shoe?

14.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See that hill on the right, no further right, right at the back.
My house is over there.

12.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Possibly one of the worst films I've ever sat through.

12.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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