Crispbap

Honestly his behaviour on the court has shaken my faith in college rapists.

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Come out ye black and trans, if you were assigned at birth a man

Reading your palm: Wow… this is quite the life line… you will live a long healthy life!!

Reading your skull: Too bad you’ll be Irish during it

I'm gonna go get the body building magazines, get the body building magazines.

Whenever I find myself in illegal drinking dens with roided up loyalist maniacs I often overheard them talking about it my people (taigs) should be on fire or not.

Woke 2 taking down all comers.

you can really see the family resemblance

Yeah, bluepoint would all still have jobs if they were churning out edgy homestuck ass fan art

BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Prince Andrew paying another convict in cigarettes to get him to apply the toothpaste to his brush.

Having to breathe the same air as these fucking atavistic snake handling reactionary maniacs is so enervating and nauseating.

Just such obvious villains and fuckin weirdos to boot and there's fucking tonnes of them.

They just need more money for training! And more money for body cams. And more money for eh, tanks and drones and lawyers for all the murdering they do.

Being a young-ish mouthy leftist in (technically) the UK during his rise was brutal.
'wow you are just like that obvious simpleton grifter!!'

This was before he was a known sex case but he was always an annoying arriviste wanker.

Noonan strutting around his gaff, fucking up the place and ventilating a bunch of cops is basically the best thing Michael mann ever did (complimentary).

Maybe to destroy an international paedophile ring you first have to fund and actively be part of an international paedophile ring.

i redact things from my own mind w this gas rag

I have some ideas about what I want to see and you wouldn't need to spend 30 grand. In fact a tenner will buy some rope and you can get a rickety stool from the dump for free!

RIP Jesse Jackson.

I met him in Dublin about 15 years ago when shooting some dog shit for the tourist board.

This meetings is suspiciously absent from all the obituaries I've read so far.

Sleeping to the lore of bloodbourne every night is even BETTER than finishing school!

I'm all good for profound soul deadening horrors, thanks!

The name definitely gave me a half remembered neuralgic throb.

I will NEVER care about anything a 'streamer' says.

I have a mortgage, I pay taxes and get myself dressed almost every day.

We all need to give what we can.

If we don't stop a failed state with a smaller economy than italy from it's farcical attempts to take Kiev, where will they finally be stopped?
Berlin?
Washington?

Imagine the horror of avoiding the next 3 years of Gavin newsom discourse.