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Sadder 6 words than the Hemingway story.
31.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
youtu.be/ySlod4tHaeE?...
I directed this shitty wee and for the museum (Christ 13 years ago)
And we spent the night filming there when it was closed and it was FUCKIN CLASS
30.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Putting a nice watch on the mummy before escaping into the night.
30.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time for a spooooooktacular suicide attempt.
30.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking into the Ulster museum to actually put something valuable in there.
30.10.2025 10:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Weiss screaming at her heritage foundation intern goblin that she needs to arrange an interview with the hamburgler.
30.10.2025 10:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do females always go for the handsome jock types who don't respect them when they could have the bitter nerd who respects them even less?
30.10.2025 06:29 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do females always go for the handsome jock types who don't respect them when they could have the bitter nerd who respects them even less?
30.10.2025 06:28 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tale as old as shit.
29.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's been revealed in the last decade or so is that the priority of most people who ascend to positions of power in institutions that are supposed to protect people is to protect their phoney baloney jobs at all costs.
Shame, duty, bravery, these all mean fuck all to these pmc worms.
In lieu of a coherent ideology they are just dedicated to being evil worthless cunts.
26.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe if millennials and zoomers didn't squander their wages on shelter and heat they'd be a bit better placed financially.
26.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.10.2025 11:18 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cars 2 screening RUINED.
25.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Called this shit 5 seconds into his announcement video lol.
25.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not cool man, my dad died during the events of Tenet... yeah, he fell into a guard tower
25.10.2025 09:03 — 👍 585 🔁 62 💬 5 📌 2Mostly what I like about her is her reasonable and rational fan base of people with fully functioning minds and moral compasses.
25.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
This was the inflection point into the current horror age.
This was our eclipse from berserk.
This is like 'shin godzilla' but for dads who have a favourite 'top gear' mug.
25.10.2025 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If a guy is in a nazi uniform and punching women on camera I don't think that's 'dressing up' as a nazi
24.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If no-one got me I know the YouTube algorithm got me
24.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not understanding art is pretty damning but understandable, but not understanding fucking military shooter slop is 'life with out possiblity of parole' territory
24.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0TBF I thought I'd be busting this out when he started calling israel 'the only democracy in a tough neighborhood' fetterman type shit. So eh, he's probably not gonna be doing that lol.
24.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who could possibly have seen this coming the instant he hit the TL
24.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 65 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0Everyone hates the new ed gein show but it's honestly a pretty incisive look at how damaged and destructive someone* who has a festering and all encompassing hatred for women can be.
*Ryan Murphy.
Pretty islamophobic to criticise the first wing of the white house to be owned by the Qatari royal family tbh.
24.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's the decisiveness and political shrewdness that have helped the democrats lose two gimme elections to a syphilitic game show host 💪💪
24.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Can't believe DRUMF is DESTROYING the sacred walls of the HELL MOUTH nexus!
the 'Kissinger charred infant vestibule' just GONE!
80 percent of this shitty new mafia game is doing walk and talk sequences behind a man saying
'dont'a you fall'a in love with the dons'a beautiful daughter, during your meteoric'a rise through our crime'a family' 🤌🤌
