Spaceship Gary

What if Crockett wins, unzips her skin suit and it’s Donald Trump? What then? 🤔🤔🤔

Yeah, he does do that a lot.

Too much, too little, ain’t no pleasing this fella is there?

So I’m right then.

Just seeing this reply with him blocked I assume his issue is he wasn’t the focus.

“It would’ve been good, for him politically” is a form of approval dipshit.

Bryce Harper is the baseball version of wearing Joker makeup under the V mask.

Wow! But she seemed like such a paragon of virtue

The NBA tanking stuff is hilarious cause it’s like, there’s always been shitty teams! When was there a time there weren’t at least 2-6 shit teams? Once again, I blame Howard Eskin’s shit kid

I bet this person would’ve approved of the MOVE bombing

Well, now that the nation’s number one issue has been resolved, maybe fucking quit.

Fucking six more years of this…

(Bart trying to egg on a riot at a bank voice) “what do you mean Trump’s too much of a pussy to fire Republicans Congressman who speak out against him?”

Me committing to something:

I heard he’s too much of a bitch to fire them all

“Right wing fascism is when Nazi Left wing fascism is when brat.“ must go so hard after a head injury

Listen to this dumb bitch and endorse me, Gary, for President. While you can.

A really good filet-o-fish salesman did it.

I’m okay with the women winning gold if it means the men don’t medal at all. Those Thachucks are everything wrong with society.

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A state rep in california did a podcast with him and is still trying to be like, ”I can be trusted!”

No Excel, I wanted you to take away those leading zeros I specifically added instead of realizing you should just treat them as text. I’m sure programmers are unable to get this to work, but can do AI for everything in my life.

Hope he has a Brendan Lee-like career

What’s funny is I am terrible at watching stuff and have maybe seen five episodes of Frasier, tops. Ham Radio is just so goddamn funny.

Frasier- Ham Radio

(Seeing any voicemail at work) Alright, who’s the dead motherfucker?

tim walz, jb pritzker, adam schiff, raphael warlock, jon ossoff, tim kaine, hillary clinton, gavin newsom, hillary clinton, elissa slotkin, graham platner, marie glusenkamp-perez, mark kelly, ruben gallego, hillary clinton, katherine clark, or even hillary clinton. NOPE! Just Crockett!

That’s right! The people who criticize Crockett have never gone after other democrats like hillary clinton, bill clinton, nancy pelosi, joe biden, barack obama, chuck schumer, hakeem jeffries, beto o’rourke, john fetterman, josh shapiro, kamala harris, elizabeth warren, bernie sanders, ro khanna…

When people are in cars, they instantly become manager brained and everything has to cater to them and any effort on their own part is forbidden.

“I’m a Democrat. I hope 2010 Republican’s successful rebranding happens again” like what part is this person agreeing with?