Spaceship Gary

“Also my talking points that are supposed to be my best feature aren’t even that great if you actually read what I say”

Roman numerals tattoo? Gotta ask him his thoughts on Cato before we rule out that one as non-Nazi.

Memento guy looking at a Polaroid of the glove with the notation written in Sharpie: “this Helper Hamburgered your Wife”

“I’m immune to propaganda.”

(NOTE: this user consistently cheers for the predator or prey in animals videos based on which one the video is focused on.)

“Companies across the world launch complaints that their scam departments are being scammed.”

The bots are out to defend Platner. Flipping from ”Trump is a cult leader” spam to “Why can’t the democrats just blindly support this guy?!”

My anti-establishment candidate is being backed by the establishment? They MUST be listening!

That $100k-$150k range being so in the bag for Platner… might as well also tell me his biggest support comes from Gen X.

It seems you don’t understand the forward progression of time if you think you don’t have to tip anymore before the issue is fixed.

It only seems “wild“ if you’re an idiot. Would a paragraph on the NFL seem out of place in a Madden review?

Lady running a red and nearly me over so she can get to the gas station. It wasn’t going anywhere you dumb bitch

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Nobody wants to work anymore.
“We found a candidate”
“He has major issues, find another.”
“(Confused look, like a chastened puppy) But we found you a candidate?”
”This one doesn’t work though” “(Look turns stern) We found you a candidate.”

Platner says his campaign had heard several weeks ago that rumors were going around about his tattoo, and he dismissed it as “insane.” He says he only discovered the meaning last week when his team was contacted by a news outlet.

In this article, it says several weeks went by between ‘he heard rumors about the tattoo’ and ‘he finally realized he had a Nazi tattoo’. Do you suppose that we’re all just fucking morons?

Okay, get a guy who can talk about Medicare For All and Taxing Rich People who doesn’t have to constantly address his Nazi tattoos. IT CAN‘T BE THAT HARD ASSHOLES.

We’re not talking about buying his fucking oysters, we’re talking about making him one of the most powerful people in the country.

Are you supposed to reward them with Senate seats before they even finished growing?

(For people who missed it, he offhandedly talks about having back pimples, you know, like all of us not on steroid constantly get)

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Having the air conditioning issue and hiring their new jagoff manager are a good pairing to obscure that Mike Trout all but admitted to taking steroids while on the stand

“Alex Jones, Noted Conspiracy Theorist and Government Stenographer”

Morpheus offering you the red or blue pill, telling you, “you take the red pill, you stay in Hamburger, and I show you how much is helped”. It’s incredibly dumb.

I hope no one else was stupid enough to do this one:

“We had planned to make it even worse!”

He’s done enough that if he were actually smart, it would be problematic.

Same. I just assumed the dog version of people obsessed with outside cats.

That Dog Bite Awareness stamp doesn’t give off any better vibes.

Seeing all of Wes Anderson movies on sale reminds me of being much too proud of instantly calling The Darjeeling Limited, The Darboring Express. …I still like the joke.

When you see it from the air like this, it’s just like, Keep Going!

Citizens in Portland are getting mixed signals from the Trump Administration. First he wants to send in the National Guard, now his FBI is arresting Chauncey Billups.

Since the 60s?! And how did this not affect Astrology? Is it full of shit?

With that testimony Mike Trout provided, it’s the perfect organization for him, not wasting him a bit.