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@spheromancy.bsky.social

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183 Followers  |  92 Following  |  1,605 Posts  |  Joined: 12.10.2024  |  2.1964

Latest posts by spheromancy.bsky.social on Bluesky

i think doing a funny voice is going to be really big in the comedy world soon...

08.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bait used to be believable

08.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ARGUEABLY american psycho but his role is quite small

08.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean yeah advertising firms know rage bait exists and jared leto was in morbius

08.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

as a burgerville employee... 🀫🀭😢

07.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that video of stephen miller clearly malding about getting called short is so funny dude incels run our government we NEED mandatory noogies and swirlies in woke 2 man

07.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my friends always called them "thanos bean" πŸ˜‚ im sorry One from the Numberjacks

07.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hopefully the trump tiktok takeover kills the app because honestly short form shit like that has GOT to go man

06.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate predators as much as the next guy but the show literally killed a guy

05.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

they are tearing u up

05.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dap me up 🀝

05.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will run as the first slacker president. first order, mandatory bong rips for anyone working food service

05.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

queen

05.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i might have to pull this one out next time i think i can go bar for bar with kickapoo

05.10.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
otis from barn yard, a boy cow with udders
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otis from barn yard, a boy cow with udders πŸ€”πŸ€”

take me back to when we had REAL NON WOKE shows with BOY COWS

05.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the future openai wants

04.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my comfort character the lego skeleton

my comfort character the lego skeleton

this dude is sick i was right

04.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hell he doin up there

04.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guy who was born 4 years ago:

04.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im sleeping with ur ai girlfriend btw she is straight up slobbering on my shit consensual style

04.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok no one cares

04.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank god sal vulcano isnt at that saudi arabian comedy festival

04.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

minus one so good i took 2 different trips with non godzilla fans to see it bc it holds up so well, had the whole squad crying at the indomitable human spirit

04.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can you perform what scientists refer to as "a haunting banshee shriek that will pierce the bones and soul alike"?

04.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i lowkey like 4

04.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what does that jerry guy think about all this drama spawning from his post i have him blocked

03.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we know how venture capital works youre not that smart dude

03.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

03.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1092    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the children ARE wrong here tho

03.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

your account is less than 40 hours old and already has 15 people blocking it, im gonna go with the "you are a tool" reasoning

03.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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