Jack he/they

!!!!!!

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Maybe Ye Baiyi had this all wrong. Maybe there really was nothing here. Just some young fool with bad taste in older men who’d ended up in a bad situation. He etched a lazy seismograph scribble onto the fogging window with the nail of his little finger. All the oscillations of his mind. What was the appeal, he wondered. Was it older men in general, or was it just Zhao Jing. With a face like that, the kid could’ve had anyone. Shit, with a face like that he could’ve been a star; he had the voice to match. It would’ve been open doors all the way from the street to the stage, and a ribbon of red carpet. “Come on, kid,” Ye Baiyi muttered. “Do something obvious. Make this easy.” “Say again?” came Zhou Zishu’s voice from the centre console, where Ye Baiyi’s phone was face up, connected to a call. “Nothing,” he said. “Talking to yourself again,” Wen Kexing said, and he tutted. Actually tutted. Deep down, he was a fussy old grandma. “Bad sign.”

Ye Baiyi thinking some thoughts.

#wip #yexie

(It's not yexie *yet*, but we all know how this goes)

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

it’s a good day to order cookies from trans & nonbinary scouts who wanna go on cool field trips and hang out with their friends 🩵🤍🩷

deeply unfortunate, I'm so sorry 🫂🫂

A tweet by user tanthalogy that reads "hudson williams the first person on buzzfeed thirst tweets to out-freak the tweets Wow"

I think this means he won

Everyone say thank-you to GQ for these shots, whoo boy

ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond

Never forget that those of us driving 15+ year old Hondas with not even so much as a rear facing camera are basically gods compared to these people.

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

What a great headline

so silco making vander specifically into like a dog guy was a fetish thing right

screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows: MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen] MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

Sundar Pichai bragging that AI Overviews, which cannot be switched off, have "2 billion users every month"

Google bragging about AI Overview (which cannot be disabled except through third party extensions/hacks) having "2 billion users every month."

a cartoon drawing of a cat 's eyes with fire in them ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat 's eyes with fire in them

When I turned that off, the tabs "Updates, Promotions, Social, InBox" were deleted by default. The tabs that existed BEFORE Gemini. #rage

actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K

My favorite piece of content today.

GodDAMMIT

🫂🫂🫂

Blender is up there with Wikipedia as one of very few truly good things on the internet at this point. Please support them while you can, blender has done so much for artists!

I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly

im so sorry 🫂🫂

taking down AO3 but not my job: Cloudflare confirmed homophobic

red blue, anakinn pachara #kinnporsche

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's

I think if you have chronic pain in any form, it’s important to not get mad at yourself for being tired. It is genuinely not your fault. You’re always hurting, and it’s constantly stressing your brain out and sapping your energy. You’re doing the best you can, and that is enough. ❤️

🙏🙏🙏

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!

that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store