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Lemme just grab my tyvek...

I've heard it's better to burn out than to fade away. So, as long as you don't travel back in time with that crazy old man and make your mom fall for you, you should be good on that last one.

I think you should add canned air inside with a motorized trigger pull so it emits an ominous hiss on command.

Great! Now, just gotta source some rollerchain, maybe a V8, and a Harbor Freight vacuum pump. Should be a breeze. Maybe I can get some of that sweet, sweet VC money...

One of the greatest shows in scifi history, in my humble opinion.

It isn't a dog :)

Are you aware of the Danny John-Jules overlap?

This is just a reminder to talk to your local contractor if you have a wrecked-tile dysfunction.

If I can build a wheel big enough, I *might* be able to lob parts up there. The prohibitively tricky part is building the tiny robots that will assemble it all. I can't send it all at once, of course, that's absurd. So, this is why they call it the final frontier. You never really stop learning.

I have been thinking. Again. I've realized that I am working on a marine vehicle and two land vehicles, but I have neglected a key element. Milla Jovovich. No, sorry, wrong one. Air. I must complete this random, loose theme I've just discovered with an air vehicle.

Yesterday, I forgot to mention my refusal to create a drivetrain that makes sense.

Boat floats.

Trendy post about something out of context written in the form of a sentence fragment that could've been read by that guy at the end of the original Dragnet.

I think he means the Petri dish kind. You know, familial bonds and all.

Silly Rue, you can't eat cocaine with a fork. I mean, you can, but the level of enthusiasm and determination you'll need can only be provided by the cocaine.

Before AI, I could spin up a database server, write a back end API, build a front end SPA, write unit tests, and build a deployment pipeline in a weekend on my own. After AI, I can still do that and confidently challenge any non-dev using AI to best me.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a pic from whatever device you're using w/o explanation!

I... I can't top this.

It's the nerdiest porch threat ever.

"Hey, new thing! Let's put nearly half the money into it!"
"Half of what money?"
"THE money"
"Oh..."
"We're the smart ones!"

I'm here to ... oh, nevermind. Who can afford bubblegum anyway?

25mm tube. 30 psi. micro form factor valve. Ok. What's the fluid and who's getting sprayed? I'd also ask why they're getting sprayed, but that's not really relevant to the entertainment value.

You, uh, want a stainless steel microvalve with viton seals... should I even ask if the viton is necessary?

Thinly veiled bull. Just gonna leave it at that. I wish we would be better.

Ok, fine. I'll cold forge aluminum bar for the damn forklift, leave me alone about it. I'll do it this weekend. Jeez.

It will be geared down. Thats all I can say.

Gene Simmons and Tom Selleck. 1984. Not worth watching.

Our answer to how dangerous cars are is to add complexity to their control systems, make them heavier and faster, and fill drivers with a false sense of reliability in their machine's capacity to operate itself. Gas, electric; it's a 2+ ton machine hurdling at inhuman speed so we can beat the clock.

No matter how lethal, promise me you'll never make any robot look as bad as the ones from Runaway.