@gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social
The unofficial (yet terribly official) "gangs of wine moms." Brought to you by book clubs and baby showers. Proud partners of childless cat ladies. All are welcome. gangsofwinemoms.substack.com
"As you can see, the theme here—regardless of the century depicted—remained the same, and we fangirled over strong, bold, brave women who spoke the truth and protected both family and strangers alike.
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
Exactly.
18.01.2026 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In case there is any confusion, it’s not the drinking that unites us 🍷 It’s the caring about other humans that does 🫶🏻
Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
Their lack of clothes without buffalo sauce stains, beer-can-covered floors, inability to find both their sneakers, cars with expired registration, and poor liver function make it hard to leave the house, let alone take on the wine moms 🍺
17.01.2026 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pleasure to meet you all!
17.01.2026 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Combat Carl" sounds like a deadbeat with a giant crush on Barbie who punches a wall when she won't go on a date with him.
17.01.2026 14:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are officially afraid of:
moms ✔️
six-month-olds ✔️
Weekend to-do list: 📋
✔️ Bring kids to 11 different birthday parties
✔️ Empty old leftovers from fridge before they become science experiments
✔️ Daydream about meeting @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @jbf1755.bsky.social for a refreshing beverage
✔️ Smash the patriarchy (racists, xenophobes, etc)
"Repeat after us: They can try to silence us, but it will only make us louder. If they get to whine about so-called internal bleeding, we certainly get to whine about fascism."
It must be *so* awkward to be scared of moms...
We know some men don't like the word *period* so we are grateful they came up with something else to call it!
16.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The blender for your frozen marg 🍸
16.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No marching orders: we will do this hand-in-hand, my friend ♥️
14.01.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reporting for duty!
14.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We work in proud partnership with the childless 🐈ladies.
14.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1All are welcome!
14.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes!
14.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait. We aren't a genre??
14.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our bad! 🤷♀️
14.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We sure did!
14.01.2026 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright, moms (and all other good humans). We are on the IG/Threads struggle bus and are no longer allowed to post new content.
While we are working on that, we are focusing on the blue skies here 🌞
