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 #khancoded

This is what we like to call in the biz, a server snow day :D

If you’re wondering what it’s like working in tech right now.

Catherine O’Hara. Fuck.

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When do you think the first time someone did this was… and was it before or after the industrial revolution

I’m pretty sure it’s been 8 years since the 2024 Summer Olympics.

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My friend Katie (@yellowpaine) is fighting stage 4 breast cancer and needs our help.

Katie was my coworker at Borders—she and her husband Pat were always kind to me. Now they're facing this with two young kids.

Any amount helps. If you can spare anything, it means the world. 💙
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Wait till spring comes and sunshine hits like molly

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#watdatgallbladderdo
#ejectionfractiononfleek

Donate to Surrounding Katie with Love in Her Fight Against Cancer, organized by Linda Meisch Our family is reaching out during one of the most difficult momen… Linda Meisch needs your support for Surrounding Katie with Love in Her Fight Against Cancer

My friend Katie (@yellowpaine) is fighting stage 4 breast cancer and needs our help.

Katie was my coworker at Borders—she and her husband Pat were always kind to me. Now they're facing this with two young kids.

Any amount helps. If you can spare anything, it means the world. 💙
gofund.me/38bbe8dd8

This is fine, everything is fine.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

1 shared big screen is the new reading by candle light

Indelible fact of the universe:

Your verification code will always come immediately after you request a second verification code.

Being called out as Clinically Grumpy by a robot was not something I was emotionally prepared for

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Penitent Mary Magdalene by Artemisia Gentileschi via DailyArt mobile app Monday, it is. Let's sigh a little with Artemisia Gentileschi's Mary Magdalene. Gentileschi, one of the most significant and accomplished Italian painters of the 17th century, stands as an enduring s

Self portrait
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You know that one LCD Soundsystem lyric that goes “like a sales force into the night”?

You think the people at Salesforce the company know about that song?

Maybe we should let them know because the hype at the next team building event would be unreal.

Below:
-Work
-Sports
-Defending Elon Musk

I feel this lol

Gotta keep that heart in place

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I remember the exact moment when I copped OK Computer and slid it into my portable CD player….

The Way F I T T E R, H A P P I E R.. used to skip when the bus hit a pothole….

“MO-O RE-PRO D - U C TI V…”

Does the government know that we’re allowed to listen to Optimistic by Radiohead as much as we want?? #feelsillegal

Oops, it’s dark at 3pm and is now Radiohead hyperfixation season.

I don’t make the rules.

What kind of autism is it where the most relaxing thing you’ve done all week is turn off all the lights and vacuum your floors with the green laser attachment

Another one of her! 🎄 working on the pattern 📝

#aesthetic #cottagecore #frog #christmasvibes #knitting #decor #Whimsical #christmas #cutecore

Ok but where am I going to get my insider stock trades from now?

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It bums me out that a lot of folk’s fist impression of AI will be Copilot.

It’s like if your first impression of Pizza was taking a bite and then Being immediately punched in the face.

While being told “YEAH THIS IS PIZZA, *punch* ISN’T PIZZA GREAT??- *punch* LETS PUT PIZZA IN EVERYTHING!”