Diogenes Dog

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

This man does not sit, he straight up *lounges* on the couch

Pure, gutter racism

I hate this shit and even then I’m still ashamed that this what so many people in this country choose to support

Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin with garlic rosemary mashed potatoes and roasted broccolini

I love breaking out the fine dining skills when I get the chance to

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

Thank goodness, because there’s nothing more important in life than monetized commodities.

Forget my children or the sunrise, Bloomberg can write about how rich people are going to be able to make even more money

I was starting to worry you guys, but now I can sleep again

Imagine all the childhood hunger, poverty, and homelessness that $77 billion could’ve solved

Instead, it went to this failed vanity project for one of the biggest moron’s on the planet

Because yeah Mark, it definitely wasn’t apparent from the very beginning how dumb an idea this was

CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.

Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

I used to be opposed to the rotating hosts a little bit, but now I love the different style that each one of them brings to the chair

Jon’s still my favorite, Desi is another really good one, but Josh is really been doing great lately. The “Diddy can’t read joke” was excellent.

I love how all these “savings plans” conveniently have the side effect of immediately putting money into the pockets of the rich who happen to already be invested in the stock market

How interesting

What an incredible set of reaction photos to choose for this advert

Tucker is doing his best angry Michael Scott face

Somehow I knew once Bari Weiss had some time to dig into the CBS News operation she’d discover what they need on air is Bari Weiss.

This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. How it all began.

FBI Seeks ‘Seditious Conspiracy’ Probe of Democratic Lawmakers The FBI is pressuring domestic terrorism agents to open a seditious conspiracy investigation into six Democratic lawmakers who advised military service members to defy unlawful orders, according to th...

Scoop: FBI aims to escalate its inquiry into 6 Democrats who made video for troops by pressing domestic terrorism squad to launch a formal seditious conspiracy investigation. Washington Field Office leaders are pushing back b/c they don't see a crime. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

a man sitting at a desk with a box of boise paper in front of him ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a box of boise paper in front of him

Real Michael Scott energy from this guy

He’s obviously not thought through (as usual) the repercussions

If you can invalidate Biden’s pardons, what’s to stop the next POTUS from invalidating yours, Donny?

An entire admin that doesn’t think more than a day ahead

🐺 🎄

Merry Incest everyone

Posted over 150 times in just a few hours last night. The guy’s brain is absolutely cooked

Great work to the millions of Americans who fucked us over and out this guy back in the WH

Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.

I remember as a freshman in my undergrad program, I ended up dropping a class on ancient history because the instructor was routinely citing the Bible, not as a contemporary account that we could glean some information from, but as essentially a factually accurate, historical text

Sir, skinny jeans are not for some of us and you need to come to reality and accept that

Like two sausages stuffed in the wrong casings and not in a good way

This edible aint shit…. *takes another*

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻

My contribution was broccoli rabe and pepperoni and cheese stromboli’s, as well as this

Seafood pasta with homemade linguini, mussels, shrimp, scallops, and some other stuff I can’t remember (maybe clams?)

I wasn’t a big red sauce & seafood guy before this, but it’s an underrated combo IMO

Very cool, very old-school way to thicken soup. She uses eggs (scrambled), pecorino-Romano cheese, and bread crumbs

You leave the soup on a slow simmer and it will thicken up over time

This is Italian wedding soup btw

Old people have endless amounts of decorations, many of which are incredible

There was apparently “domestic violence survivor Santa,” who also ate one too many weed edibles this morning? Idk, what a weird decoration

And what 90-year old Italian grandmother is complete without the ravioli ornament?

Italian Thanksgiving 🇮🇹

A thread 🧵:

My partner comes from a massive Italian family, so every holiday becomes a whole ordeal, mainly centered on food (of course)

There is perhaps no greater smell in the world than walking into this place. Amish Market that sells organic, from-scratch everything

Pure cinema

Only in America would we brag about willingly giving time up with friends and family, all to waste your time and effort making the world’s richest man even more money, on an utterly useless and worthless product

Do you want to be on your deathbed wishing you had spent more 36 hr days at work?

I’m just astounded that he really thinks he’s going to transition into politics

He’s been an insufferable idiot, the kind who equates being loud with being correct, for years now. And that’s just with sports

Just what we need, another loud, overconfident moron in the GOP. Thanks Steve, great work