Royce McCutcheon

I’m reminded of the psychiatrist in The Sopranos who tells Carmela to take what’s left of the children and leave.

You’re paying too much for pigs man. Who’s your pig guy?

Based on The Far Side's "Cow Tools" cartoon, this version depicts the cow as a cyborg bedecked in high-tech enhancements, standing behind a table upon which rest four tools that loosely resemble the four iconic cow tools without giving away much in terms of their potential utility, while incorporating visual markers of sci-fi aesthetics. The barn in the background also looks like it belongs in a cyberpunk city of tomorrow rather than on a farm's hillside. The caption reads: "Project C.O.W.T.O.O.L.S.: Cybernetic Ox With Techologically Operated Objects Lacking Sophistication"

Far Side 2077

#cowtools #farside #cyberpunk #hightech #futurism #tron

The Netflix Wednesday show is the best example to me. There is the most overly obvious best possible day for when each week to release it each week and instead of running them weekly through to Halloween, they released a highly anticipated young adult Tim Burton series in…August.

After years, at Christmas, I treated myself to a current gen console. I have managed to find time to play a total of 2 games

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Total woman

I seem to remember reading a Fanfiction of exactly this scenario, which I have since lost, but in general the Culture had better relations with the Necrons (Newcrons at that time) than the Imperium

My dad has a can of coke from celebrating Manchester United’s first Premier League win under Sir Alex Ferguson in 1993. I plan to drink it when we win our next.

@smolrobots.bsky.social

If we just replaced all commentary and analysis of the Labour Party with this picture, I think it would save everyone a lot of time, and make things significantly clearer.

The Symbolic Power of Burning Waymo Robotaxis It’s no accident that the vehicles that got torched during the Los Angeles protests were driverless cars.

People tend not to publicly volunteer explanations for their illegal activities. But there are any number of possible practical and political reasons why protesters have targeted Waymos in recent days.

https://trib.al/NT3EXDW

@wigglewood.bsky.social I’m just a chair guy. I’ve always been a chair guy

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

That’s actually an interesting thought. I can think of a couple of British shows which successfully made the jump but not a single one in the other direction. Lots of game and reality shows but no comedies.

me to man that saved my life: your quick thinking saved our lives
skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen

Wheel of Time

The new vet hadn't met her before and asked "Kabuj? Lovely name, is it Arabic?" and I had to tell her no we just thought it would be funny to misspell Cabbage

I was told “white rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit” in the 90s and was also told it should be the first words you speak when you wake up

a giant horse that weighs 3200 lbs named Brooklyn Supreme and two suit wearing assholes who toured the US charging money just to gaze upon him

look at this fuckin horse, how do you weigh 3200 lbs and let these two fucking nerds charge 10 cents just to look upon you. eat them! claim your destiny!

A photo of an English and Chinese restaurant called “Legal Food”

Police Officer: what are you eating?
Me (thinking quickly, mouth full of swan):

In Germany a wine bar can be called a “Winegut”. Whenever I walk past one I have to say “Winegut? Ok, but beer better”

Porco Rosso flying a plane and giving a thumbs up

Some ham slices

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

comics!

Everytime you do one of these type of comics - I’m blown away. So so so good

Well, now I know we made the right decisions

At last someone with the guts to stand up to Big Sauce

A poster of a Chinese lookalike of Donald Trump, he wears a distinctive blonde wig and red tie. He is holding up a table tennis paddle.

My Therapist: Cantonese Donald Trump isn’t real and if he was he certainly wouldn’t play table tennis
Cantonese Donald Trump:

Made eye contact with Heston Blumenthal on a crowded Euston platform.