Sam Darnold is a big-game quarterback. ✌️
09.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DICKSON FOR SUPER BOWL MVP
09.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A half-hour later with the same deficit…
09.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Patriots’ entire game plan was “Sam Darnold will throw us a pick-six.”
Bitchmade.
They deserved to get smoked.
09.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UCHENNA NWOSU!!! FIGHT ON!!! ✌️
09.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1209 🔁 441 💬 46 📌 85
Where is Dickson???
09.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank heavens for the writer who voted Justin Herbert as MVP.
This Patriots quarterback basically torched the Sun Belt in the regular season and would be the biggest joke of an MVP in league history.
09.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Patriots have to declare and try an onside kick here, right?
09.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
The Cadillac livery, finally.
09.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone have Derick Hall as their Super Bowl MVP wager?
09.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who’s seeing ghosts tonight?
09.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunday, February 8 in the year of Our Lord 2026 is the day that de-aging fully jumped the shark.
It needs to stop right fucking now.
09.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎶 You’ll just have to taste (pringles) when he’s kissing you. 🎶
09.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sabrina Carpenter’s horny pop songs are all about Mr. Pringle.
09.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I saw a Scientology ad at the beginning of halftime here in SoCal. Isn’t that usually a local block?
09.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
MEN’S BUTTS
09.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And even if it wasn’t… it was.
09.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh fuck me. I didn’t even realize that was Liam. 😭
09.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 2989 🔁 1004 💬 12 📌 57
Fuck ICE
09.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 6413 🔁 1762 💬 35 📌 109
That was fun.
09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a dodgers baseball player is swinging his bat at a pitch
Alt: VIP
Freddie Freeman’s walk-up song!
09.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Singing toilets > singing body hair shavings (but it’s close)
09.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BUTTS
09.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Mills just manhandled that fool. Hoo-wee.
09.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah. I think that’s all it’s meant to be. Just reminding the audience how much they liked The Mandalorian six years ago.
09.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It wasn’t a piece of a trailer. Just a very specific Super Bowl ad riffing on the Clydesdales ads with a Sam Elliot voiceover. It’s just for yuks from the general audience.
09.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I know and love Gunslinger Sam, but maybe not today, big man.
08.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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