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Free Excel tips (if I have a quick solution for you, will post so more can learn) Finance, strategy, and other consulting for retailers, esp. for real estate and ecomm. BillsMafia Native tongue is Futurama references

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I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone- Reel Big Fish
All she wants to do is dance- Don Henley
Now you've got something to die for- Lamb of God
Dragula (Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnarre Mix)- Rob Zombie
What's it feel like to be a ghost?- Taking Back Sunday

04.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peanut butter

28.01.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Futurama nailed it multiple times, but the Comedy Central era finale was absolutely perfect

07.01.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACDC, ZZ Top, and many other rock bands
Lil Jon
Infected Mushroom
Most orchestras

10.12.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with 5 concern you've seen

Rush
Metallica x2
Dream Theater
Iron Maiden
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

27.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Borderlands 2 (360, xb1, pc)
Resident Evil 4 (Wii)
Need for Speed Most Wanted (gc, pc)
Skyrim (360, xb1, pc)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)

02.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A large orange cat trying (and failing) to look inconspicuous while lying on a pizza box on a counter. His ears are pinned back, tail angled straight down, eyes wide open, frozen as if he recently watched Jurassic Park and thinks his parents are T-Rexes.

A large orange cat trying (and failing) to look inconspicuous while lying on a pizza box on a counter. His ears are pinned back, tail angled straight down, eyes wide open, frozen as if he recently watched Jurassic Park and thinks his parents are T-Rexes.

We lost this perfect little goblin to brain cancer this year. 9 months in, and I think I'm still in the denial stage. This pic was over a decade ago and still cracks us up. He knew he wasn't allowed up there. The sound of the box woke us in the middle of the night.

20.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody does it like Molten Boron!

09.09.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Resident Evil 4 (wii)
Borderlands 2
Skyrim

21.06.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fencing in a square 1 acre lot would cost $7.4M at that rate.

18.06.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Urgent by Foreigner

But between those 2, Baker St

31.05.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's tough for people to grasp that both things can be true:
1. The road to hell is paved with 80% complete projects that should've been completed
2. The slide to hell is lubricated with projects that should've been abandoned earlier

30.05.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a fantastic thread, and it's not unique to software development. The learning loops part is critical, and too commonly missed.
There *is* a solid, repeatable operating solution to this issue, which we're building as a platform to specifically help ecommerce companies at first.

30.05.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to this post, I just realized that come Friday, our engagement will mark the halfway point of my life. That makes her my better half in more ways than one.

24.05.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fin. Until my next tasting. I promise my beer reviews are more informative. Usually.

04.05.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holyrood Mexico New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery
Smokey mezcal nose. On sip, indistinguishable from mezcal. I have found a Mexican-Scottish fusion beverage, but I don't recommend putting this in a "Michelada" with Irn-Bru.

04.05.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holyrood Ale Yeast New Make slightly aged 50% Holyrood Distillery
Agave nose, very calm flavor. Even less like gin.

04.05.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holyrood Brewer's X Distillers Yeast New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery
Melon and mango, plus something less bright and crisp. Less gin-like than the Black Cork

04.05.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Holyrood Pitch Single Malt 46% Holyrood Distillery
Nose is cherries, pepper, and fresh cut oak. Flavor retains these and adds charred orange peppers plus walnut, molasses, and exactly the right amount of heat.

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Bonnington Muscat Cask Lowland Single Malt 46% Holyrood Distillery
Scent is decidedly oatmeal with white grapes. Natural white fruit sweetness, with some heat that numbs the lips. Needs to be watered down to be appreciated. Oats get in the way of what should be crisp light grapes.

04.05.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woven Homemade Blended Whisky 46% Holyrood Distillery
Damp cedar forest on the nose, some peppery notes start to show but immediately recede to maole, oak, and pecan. Anise, toffee, and leather vie for next billing.

04.05.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Port of Leith #3 Blended Whisky 46% Holyrood Distillery
Smells like the silent library in Rush Rhees with the huge armchairs. An almost rye-like punchy flavor at first, followed by more soothing oak with a hint of vanilla and honeysuckle.
I normally stick to single malts but this is great.

04.05.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holyrood Black Cork New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery
Strong but good, surprisingly aromatic. Anise and coal smoke, malty undertones with a subtle sweetness. Could pass for a smoky gin with a touch of licorice.

04.05.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Bruichladdich Octomore 15.1 5yo Recharred Ex-Bourbon 59.1% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Ginger, melon, toffee, exceptionally smooth feel, good warmth building to fiery peat. Makes me excited for my 15.3.

04.05.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanted to try this distillery but am now questioning whether my mouth still exists.

04.05.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Caol Ila 10y Adelphi X RMW A Motley 57.7% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Smoked rubber thoroughly rubbed with pepper, with a mouth-numbing medicinal quality. Suitable for dental work- I can feel my lips and tongue less than after a shot of novocaine.

04.05.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Kilchoman Sanaig 46% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Darker color, red berries and caramel on the nose followed by a touch of smoky leather. Fantastic. Wanted to try this distillery and am not disappointed.

04.05.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lagg Kilmory 46% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Subtle, very smoky, light in color and body. Vanilla from the bourbon barrels comes through on the finish. I was excited to try this, but it's not as interesting as I'd hoped.

04.05.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Independent bottler Finn Thompson distilled at Glen Garioch, Hungarian dessert wine finish, 59.3%, The Black Cat
Very sweet, artificial pineapple flavor like the clearish-yellow Haribo gummy bears, interesting but cloying after a few sips.

04.05.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It occurs to me it might be worthwhile to specify that my reviews are for me to be able to rediscover the taste through my own words and may be incomprehinsible to anyone else. Nevertheless, here they are.

04.05.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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