Chris Gill

Sunday, I was cleaning sand out of my flip flops with sweat dripping down my forehead before we hit bars on the beach. Today, I’m digging out all my Carhart gear to go to Wegmans.

A Cybertruck is parked outside of our Air B&B. We always choose the wrong neighborhoods.

People who watch podcasts without earbuds/pods/etc. in airport terminals are monsters.

Nazareth.

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Team: What’s the new guy’s name?
Me: Cale, like Yarborough, not Ripken.
Team: What’s the hell are you talking about?
Me: Cale Yarborough? Cal Ripken?
Team: Who the fuck are they?

We trend a little young in my division.

How was the tire wear?

When Exodus wrote and recorded “Fabulous Disaster” it did not apply to the night Bristol race in 2025, but it could have.

Seriously thought, upon initial viewing, that schedule was generated by Chat GPT.

Hate that we have to designate which band of the same name we’re hearing.

This is too perfect.

That’s all we can hope for at the end: intercourse while enjoying shellfish.

Dying to see this flick.

Me: I don’t understand why people spotlight deer in the summer when they can’t hunt them.
Lynne: Probably the same reason why you watch race cars practice when no one is going to win.

But the snakes, man. Fuck them. Cut that grass.

For Oral Consumption Only

Ominous infused popsicle warning

Really enjoyed how it brushed up against horror-like suspense.

Geez..now they have drop off bins?

When there are no European major enduros, when the west coast short ovals are done for the weekend, when all the replays are exhausted, drumeo on YouTube will sustain your curiosity for the balance of the night.

Highly recommend Toronto and Miami zoos.

Atlanta on one screen, Spa 24 Hours on the other and just having drinks with my dad. Perfect June Saturday night.

A large Team Cheater flag in Penske font

Final preparations underway for the most rewarding weekend of the year.

It’s been two weeks since Rogue patrolled the Dairy. Since, we’ve had groundhogs, possums, skunks and, today, MF snakes. Like, a lot of them. In just two weeks, the courtyard has become the fucking Well of Souls.

Tonight’s discovery: Writers’ Tears Irish whiskey pairs shockingly well with chewy Spree.

Since 2006, I’ve spent exactly 5 months without a dog in the house. Now that Rogue has gone to Valhalla, I no longer have a routine and there are no greetings at the door. This is weird.

The image depicts two figures: one resembles Christ with a halo, looking upward, and the other appears to be a bearded monk or scribe, looking at a book. The background features intricate patterns.

“OMG Dad, just Google it.”

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This! This is why we hit the antique stores.

I love that @blackstockalypse.bsky.social shares a birthday with Danica Patrick.