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Silly B Man

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He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ&๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ. Corporate litigator. Dad.

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Just get a Costco membership and a consumer reports subscription

05.12.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Him: <in German> โ€œthere are many Germans living in Argentinaโ€

It took every ounce of restraint in me to respond (in German) โ€œthat is interestingโ€ rather than โ€œI know, I am Jewish.โ€

05.12.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One in DC I was walking the dog (a sweet mastiff) by a hotel during the World Cup. Older couple was sitting on a bench outside. They called the dog over and were petting her. I tried to say hello. โ€œNo English,โ€ husband said, pointed to the Argentina jersey he wore.

Me: โ€œdeutsch?โ€
Him: โ€œjaโ€

05.12.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it were true there might be something to that, but I think itโ€™s 100% sampling error and older journalists thinking the Elon Algorithm theyโ€™re marinating in on Vichy Twitter is the real world

05.12.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could watch a solid fifteen minutes of him flipping through papers, growling โ€œulrichโ€ฆ ulrichโ€ฆ ulrichโ€ฆโ€

05.12.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, and Rufus Sewell has utterly magnetic levels of charisma.

05.12.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certainly not.

05.12.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A tool which flags features of the artwork that are frequently indicative of AI would be an opinion based on disclosed fact, if those features are present.

05.12.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17-0 Illinois Map

17-0 Illinois Map

17-0

05.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(My tongue is firmly in my cheek, I realize that tone doesnโ€™t always carry online)

05.12.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*pushes glasses up*

Well akshully, the Peleus War Crimes Trial, prosecuting the massacre of shipwrecked sailors, did not distinguish between murder and manslaughter and just termed it โ€œkillingโ€

Captain Eck was executed tho.

05.12.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool. More for the gallows once a court can be convened

05.12.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's changed is that the Court has become more transparent in its corruption. There's not even an argument here beyond the implicit one which is: how do you expect us to hold the House without those seats?

04.12.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2731    ๐Ÿ” 788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

This ruling is deranged for a number of reasons, but one of them is that it embraces partisan gerrymandering as an affirmative good.

The jurists who signed on to it, sede vacante.

05.12.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames Alt: Blue hellmo

@senlouiselucas.bluesky.bot 10-1

05.12.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
No. 25A608
GREG ABBOTT, ET AL. v. LEAGUE OF UNITED LATIN AMERICAN CITIZENS, ET AL.
ON APPLICATION FOR STAY
[December 4, 2025]
With an eye on the upcoming 2026 midterm elections, several States have in recent months redrawn their congressional districts in ways that are predicted to favor the State's dominant political party. Texas adopted the first new map, then California responded with its own map for the stated purpose of counteracting what Texas had done. North Carolina followed suit, and other States are also considering new maps.

SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES No. 25A608 GREG ABBOTT, ET AL. v. LEAGUE OF UNITED LATIN AMERICAN CITIZENS, ET AL. ON APPLICATION FOR STAY [December 4, 2025] With an eye on the upcoming 2026 midterm elections, several States have in recent months redrawn their congressional districts in ways that are predicted to favor the State's dominant political party. Texas adopted the first new map, then California responded with its own map for the stated purpose of counteracting what Texas had done. North Carolina followed suit, and other States are also considering new maps.

ALITO, J., concurring

First, the dissent does not dispute-because it is indis-putable-that the impetus for the adoption of the Texas map (like the map subsequently adopted in California) was partisan advantage pure and simple.

ALITO, J., concurring First, the dissent does not dispute-because it is indis-putable-that the impetus for the adoption of the Texas map (like the map subsequently adopted in California) was partisan advantage pure and simple.

The fact that both the unsigned 6โ€“3 majority opinion and Alito's concurrence (for Alito, Thomas, and Gorsuch) open with a reference to California's redistricting leaves one with the strong impression that this decision, like California's, is about tit for tat.

04.12.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 573    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

*opens meme folder and searches โ€œPraljakโ€*

04.12.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AJ and JT are the only potential competitors IMO.

04.12.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Galadrielโ€™s husband. Heโ€™s in the LOTR movies.

04.12.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sue him for consumer fraud lol

04.12.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Top Democrat files complaint over '60 Minutes' interview with President Trump Jamie Raskin wrote to CBS's ombudsman, a role created in an agreement with FCC during Paramount merger to address 'media bias'.

@raskin.house.gov: "President Trump directed CBS to edit his own interview after suing the network for editing his opponentโ€™s interview, and CBS complied with his requests and omitted its anchorโ€™s questions about President Trumpโ€™s pardons." @poynterinstitute.bsky.social mailchi.mp/poynter/top-...

04.12.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 712    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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lying is the tool of the enemy. your first duty is to the truth

04.12.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 287    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried

03.12.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1457    ๐Ÿ” 314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

I think if you measure by โ€œ% of thoughts which are racistโ€ the case is easy and almost inarguable. Like, Thomas Jefferson and Donald Trump are/were both racist pedophiles, but Jefferson at least had some other ideas rattling around in his head, too.

04.12.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this really isnโ€™t an exaggeration

04.12.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7447    ๐Ÿ” 1353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Dumb question but wasnโ€™t it named by act of Congress?

04.12.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/lawn...

04.12.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a toilet seat that costs about that much. Itโ€™s heated so no cold butt in winter, and has a very good bidet.

There is no reason to give a toilet WiFi or a camera. What is this madness.

04.12.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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