The release on Saturday, August 10th appears to have two differences. The date, and the addition of โof an apparent suicideโ www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
08.02.2026 04:45 โ ๐ 1626 ๐ 601 ๐ฌ 54 ๐ 66@lawnerd.bsky.social
He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of ๐ฎ๐ถ&๐ฆ๐ซ. Corporate litigator. Dad.
The release on Saturday, August 10th appears to have two differences. The date, and the addition of โof an apparent suicideโ www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
08.02.2026 04:45 โ ๐ 1626 ๐ 601 ๐ฌ 54 ๐ 66oh yeah, trump killed him
08.02.2026 23:08 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Famously he completed the novelization of The Fantastic Voyage so quickly that it was released far enough before the movie that people literally thought the movie was an adaptation.
08.02.2026 23:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes I think โeveryone is twelveโ is overstated. Then I see the literal health secretary announcing that he will never eat his vegetables and you canโt make him.
08.02.2026 18:49 โ ๐ 793 ๐ 138 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 2Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
08.02.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 2834 ๐ 699 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 35Someone on TV vaguely says "Obviously there's a disgusting rotten stench in our country right now. Just an indescribable filth" and our big beautiful president immediately logs on to go "NO IM NOT"
08.02.2026 18:55 โ ๐ 2869 ๐ 450 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 4He had pen names for other genres but afaik not romance.
08.02.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The federal government owes Minnesota and Minneapolis a billion dollars each for each week they're here. Reparations
08.02.2026 22:17 โ ๐ 395 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 2Isaac Asimov could do that pace in every genre in the dewey decimal system
08.02.2026 22:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
08.02.2026 20:33 โ ๐ 9001 ๐ 1578 ๐ฌ 149 ๐ 127We are in a small community outside Minneapolis and a child arrived to an empty house on Friday. No parents, ice kidnapped them and just leave children to wander alone after school
08.02.2026 19:51 โ ๐ 752 ๐ 239 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 26Wilt chamberlain is the GOAT and it isnโt close. Jordan Kareem and James are all chasing second place
08.02.2026 19:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A rav 4
A ford focus
The same pedestrian being struck at 15mph by a driver in the vehicle on the left is going to have a much worse time than the vehicle on the right my dude.
08.02.2026 19:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No, itโs that the growth in vehicle size and change in profile over the last thirty years means a larger share of pedestrian hits result in the vehicle going over rather than under the victim, which is much more lethal. Reduced visibility also matters
08.02.2026 18:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
08.02.2026 17:27 โ ๐ 3727 ๐ 476 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 35I legit was not thinking about the color of the Lakers jerseys when I said this lol
08.02.2026 17:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm in favor of punitive damages for pedestrian injuries if the front is above waist height.
08.02.2026 16:37 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
08.02.2026 14:58 โ ๐ 4156 ๐ 522 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 20We could also improve pedestrian safety by massively cracking down on low visibility/high point of impact fronts.
Most SUVs and other โlight trucksโ today should be illegal to drive.
Right itโs like Ted Cruz complaining about โNew York valuesโ โ no substantive content, just a signal of in group out group
08.02.2026 14:52 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โIโm proud to be an American // well at least I know Iโm freeโ
Johnson was just giving a shibboleth for White Conservative Preferences itโs not about greenwood
Iโm howling
08.02.2026 14:13 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Proportional retaliation encourages cooperation.
That isnโt an opinion. Itโs literally math! lol
Looks to me like a bunch of republicans governors DQing themselves under the fourteenth amendment section 3
08.02.2026 13:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also Harvard should just put that money in a vanguard fund
08.02.2026 12:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also, itโs currently February. Voting starts at the end of September in some states, and in October in. OST.
The time for the media oligarchs to demotivate the voters is rapidly dwindling.
They looked for โDon Tโ in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of โdonโtโ
07.02.2026 19:56 โ ๐ 8478 ๐ 2719 ๐ฌ 265 ๐ 180Like, I am rendered speechless at that stat. I cannot describe it except to state it. Itโs Lovecraftian. If you can roll that idea around in your head and not feel vertigo what tf is wrong with you. Itโs a Fact in Yellow.
08.02.2026 03:37 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0LeBron james is in his 40s. If you select a moment of his life at random โ completely unbounded as to age, time of day, time of year โ there is better than a 1-in-2,000 chance you have specifically selected a moment where he was on the court in an NBA *postseason* game.
08.02.2026 03:29 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0