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He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ&๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ. Corporate litigator. Dad.

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The release on Saturday, August 10th appears to have two differences. The date, and the addition of โ€œof an apparent suicideโ€ www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

08.02.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1626    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

oh yeah, trump killed him

08.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Famously he completed the novelization of The Fantastic Voyage so quickly that it was released far enough before the movie that people literally thought the movie was an adaptation.

08.02.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think โ€œeveryone is twelveโ€ is overstated. Then I see the literal health secretary announcing that he will never eat his vegetables and you canโ€™t make him.

08.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 793    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

08.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2834    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Someone on TV vaguely says "Obviously there's a disgusting rotten stench in our country right now. Just an indescribable filth" and our big beautiful president immediately logs on to go "NO IM NOT"

08.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2869    ๐Ÿ” 450    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

He had pen names for other genres but afaik not romance.

08.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The federal government owes Minnesota and Minneapolis a billion dollars each for each week they're here. Reparations

08.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 395    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Isaac Asimov could do that pace in every genre in the dewey decimal system

08.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

08.02.2026 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9001    ๐Ÿ” 1578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149    ๐Ÿ“Œ 127

We are in a small community outside Minneapolis and a child arrived to an empty house on Friday. No parents, ice kidnapped them and just leave children to wander alone after school

08.02.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 752    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Wilt chamberlain is the GOAT and it isnโ€™t close. Jordan Kareem and James are all chasing second place

08.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A rav 4

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A ford focus

A ford focus

The same pedestrian being struck at 15mph by a driver in the vehicle on the left is going to have a much worse time than the vehicle on the right my dude.

08.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, itโ€™s that the growth in vehicle size and change in profile over the last thirty years means a larger share of pedestrian hits result in the vehicle going over rather than under the victim, which is much more lethal. Reduced visibility also matters

08.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban

08.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3727    ๐Ÿ” 476    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

I legit was not thinking about the color of the Lakers jerseys when I said this lol

08.02.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m in favor of punitive damages for pedestrian injuries if the front is above waist height.

08.02.2026 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child

08.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4156    ๐Ÿ” 522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

We could also improve pedestrian safety by massively cracking down on low visibility/high point of impact fronts.

Most SUVs and other โ€œlight trucksโ€ today should be illegal to drive.

08.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Right itโ€™s like Ted Cruz complaining about โ€œNew York valuesโ€ โ€” no substantive content, just a signal of in group out group

08.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™m proud to be an American // well at least I know Iโ€™m freeโ€

Johnson was just giving a shibboleth for White Conservative Preferences itโ€™s not about greenwood

08.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m howling

08.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proportional retaliation encourages cooperation.

That isnโ€™t an opinion. Itโ€™s literally math! lol

08.02.2026 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks to me like a bunch of republicans governors DQing themselves under the fourteenth amendment section 3

08.02.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Harvard should just put that money in a vanguard fund

08.02.2026 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, itโ€™s currently February. Voting starts at the end of September in some states, and in October in. OST.

The time for the media oligarchs to demotivate the voters is rapidly dwindling.

08.02.2026 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They looked for โ€œDon Tโ€ in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of โ€œdonโ€™tโ€

07.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8478    ๐Ÿ” 2719    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180

Like, I am rendered speechless at that stat. I cannot describe it except to state it. Itโ€™s Lovecraftian. If you can roll that idea around in your head and not feel vertigo what tf is wrong with you. Itโ€™s a Fact in Yellow.

08.02.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LeBron james is in his 40s. If you select a moment of his life at random โ€” completely unbounded as to age, time of day, time of year โ€” there is better than a 1-in-2,000 chance you have specifically selected a moment where he was on the court in an NBA *postseason* game.

08.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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