jackdaw

we've been hearing more and more from the witch-king of angmar. he's been gathering numerous orcs to carn dûm and maybe other creatures too. i don't know, probably. they say he won't fall by the hand of man, it's true... but not many know he's a wraith! not many know that. the witch-king of angmar

I am in here reading Young Pope Wikipedia pages like "Background: the show was conceived when wondering what if there was a pope, but young?"

this website's not gonna make it till we have accounts called like OVILOSTORE and CALYXHOME and BRRRAPS selling green plastic things for your kitchen under every popular post

this is incredibly sweet, and i hope you've been well over the years while all the everything has been happening in the world.

full disclosure: i am no longer funny. the eggheads upstairs have retooled my content as dark and brooding. edgy. unsettling even!

loudly rummaging through the TL, lifting your posts up as though i'm trying to locate a missing remote hidden under a loveseat, and asking "wherrrre the hell are the ads for Cheech & Chong gummies??"

look, credit where credit is due: it's actually kinda cool how every page on Twitter now plays an embedded MIDI version of Push It by Static-X.

it's called crossposting because posting on several different platforms makes you feel like you're carrying a fucking cross

i slipped on a banana peel while touring a steel anvil and wrecking ball factory back in 2018. i didn't hit my head on anything, thank god, but i accidentally touch three grains of fentanyl with my hand and have been in a coma ever since then. until this afternoon.

what've I missed???

okay i just got here so i have about 48 hours fave, boost, and reply to most profane smut imaginable and then claim ignorance that I don't understand how this website works; also i was hacked.

so if someone could point me toward this platform's "skin-crawlingly horny" neighborhood, plz & thx.