winter

did anyone remember to be home for quiz mice this year 😨

bro quietly contemplating revenge

the “Woke” Society indoctrinating our babies !!

fog was insane this morning. might become an early bird just to feel like a mysterious stranger again

i’m feeling a little too jolly. i think my house might be haunted by the christmas spirit

my dad recently told me “at least you’re not openly trans” and i like to imagine he emphasized the word ‘openly’

does anyone else rapidly switch between apps when they get delirious

new years fitness goal: two vast and trunkless legs of stone

craving roast beast… can someone go past the babbling brook and into the haunted forest to catch one for me

true enlightenment is not having any shower thoughts at all

i have to learn rust to complete a final assignment due in six hours… thank god for programmer socks

level 100 snoozer

saw this little scratch on my dining table and thought of saddam hussein. i hope hes doing well

why is my cat mewing

bluesky is so amazing!! i get to watch people skeet all over my feed