Recreational Narcan

Thinking about starting a fly tying twitch stream gotta delete all my horno posts

I could watch a whole episode about the empire standing in a room and scheming about manufacturing consent to get all the space oil.

Malort is a bene gesseret trial but to see if you’re down enough to hang in Chicago. Instead of dead worm puke you’re drinking the bottled angst of a city that cannot be defeated.

Nah sorry can’t go out tonight, gotta teach my 6/yo how to extract the components from old vapes we find in the trash with a hammer.

She will physically attack me if I pull this shit on her, so good

It’s cool if you have a sort of idiosyncratic allure and a mysterious past

Hi tired, I’m lord

Carving out the drywall in my apartment to hide the unopened bottle of rush I got in Vegas

I don’t think the internet was a mistake, I think bandwidth was. text is fine, images, some small audio files. but video? I think video is where it all went wrong

years before it was cool I was invited to do ketamine via IM injection. This makes you instantly & completely disassociate. 3rd time I did it I tapped out because I felt there was a vague, threatening presence in the void with me. Anyways here’s fanart of @aptshadow.bsky.social ‘s final architecture

Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis

Feel like I’ve made a lot of space in my brain previously filled with Star Wars lore and jammed a bunch of AI lore into it. There’s power rankings and factions and major and minor antagonists so it all fits in the same spots.

Everyone is talking about the difficulties of left organizing like, buddy, if this all goes bad enough you’re not gonna have a choice.

this is the energy we have to bring into the next four years

Everyone is talking about the difficulties of left organizing like, buddy, if this all goes bad enough you’re not gonna have a choice.

Not a toppings person but they have the standard mustard/ketchup and also a relish I think? I’ve heard a lot of chatter about the relish.

I’d say volumetrically they’re like 2&1/2 7/11 big bites so it’s a challenge but not necessarily a steep hill. Good date gambit if you meet the right person with a Costco card.

Thinking about when I was 22 and got coined the Les-bro of my queer friend group in Portland and that really went to my head

Oh is this website viable now? I’m getting cool vibes now.

you don't see a lot of "my job on the commune after the revolution" posts anymore since everyone making them realized they'd rather die than be occasionally inconvenienced in any way in service to their neighbors and community

New hobby: going on Facebook marketplace, making absurd lowball offers and then saying “you just ruined a kids birthday” when they say no to a 50 cent offer for like… a norelco beard trimmer.

Like normal size dogs or Costco-caliber?

i understand the emotions but a bunch of fascist psychos are about to be in charge of federal law enforcement, tighten up

I cannot emphasize enough how much the ability to think flexibly will matter as we enter a completely different era in American society.

If you base your predictions, plans, and actions off what you know about the past you’ll be often both wrong and endangered.

Think creatively. It’s key.

S/o to @aptshadow.bsky.social for having a truly boundless imagination, giving me lush worlds to steep in while I work, a couple good band names and the want/will to work “assignation” into my vocabulary

Wonderful time of year to observe some rustbelt infrastructure

Goatse of all time

I’m the opposite of a salesman. I am a givesman.