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The cow does most of the work there.

Obviously I hardly ever check in here. But hello

Cat update: Leia now also puts her feets in the heats.

There’s something seriously disturbing about the way Trump and Elon Musk toss around the word “corruption” at anyone and anything they don’t like.

Ever hear a song you haven’t heard in a while and you forgot how good it is? Because I just heard Going Mobile and it was like “oh yeah, The Who fucking rock.” Which I did know but still.

I’m making the TikTok lady’s mac and cheese today, it just went in the oven but let me tell you that is the best mornay sauce I’ve ever had and with such humble cheeses

The Scott Pilgrim movie should have kept the “Scott gets back together with Knives” ending because it’s absolutely hilarious for Scott to have to go on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth to become mature enough to date a high school senior.

One of the issues is the switch from cartridges to discs brought prices down quite a bit because some games, especially in the NES and SNES era, had real hardware costs for games, custom mappers and chips that added a significant amount to the production cost.

There was an episode of a forgettable TV sitcom called Yes, Dear where the main character’s wife brought up Urotsukidoji by name and then kept referencing it in a way that was like “oh she’s *into this* into this” and it was maybe the funniest thing that show ever did.

Why did Melania go to the inauguration dressed like the villain from a children’s book?

So the Democrats are just the Washington Generals of politics, hunh?

They also made Earth gender neutral if you can believe it.

You’d almost think that humanities education is important for creating well-rounded people with critical thinking skills. But let’s try cutting arts funding in favor of STEM and football a little more just in case.

I haven’t watched it yet and this is so disappointing to hear.

I don’t keep up with football like I used to, and I put on tonight’s game and they were saying a name I recognized, Joey Porter, and I was like “man, he must be getting old to still be playing” and it was his fucking son, Joey Porter Jr.

Had me feeling like

There have been several studies that show people cannot tell the difference in taste between eggs when blindfolded or when food color is applied to the eggs. The difference in taste is entirely an effect of visual appeal.

What she doesn’t know is this has always been a barber shop, it just used to be called Constantinople Barber.

I must tell you, watching a new fan discover what might be the greatest video game series ever is really fun.

Not just Ice Age but specifically those black core Ice Age cards that seem like they might be counterfeit until you learn about them.

Middle age update: jars are becoming more difficult to open. I watched my parents struggle with this my entire life and didn’t understand why they didn’t just open the damn jar.

It is a tragedy what happened to Brian Thompson.

They should have used a guillotine.

Hope his ambulance was in network

Something crazy is I’m pretty sure the current AI boom can be traced directly back to a guy on 4chan going “I think I know a way to make better fake celebrity porn.”

And everyone freaked out it but immediately got on board when they figured out they could replace artists with it.

I don’t think people who haven’t seen Bleach are missing much, honestly

He’s just being a silly boy

Whatever you say lady, enjoy your government-mandated estrogen shots.

There’s a Mitchell and Webb skit where a guy goes to the doctor because he’s a heroin addict and the doctor is like “you should stop, heroin is like… really bad for you.”

Anyway.

It’s kind of funny the Cybertruck is a giant death trap because Elon Musk is so obsessed with aesthetics over function the doors don’t have handles to open them and yet it’s so damn ugly.

YOU DON’T NEED TO DEFROST THE TURKEY IF YOU’RE DEEP FRYING. JUST TOSS THAT FROZEN BAD BOI RIGHT INTO THE BUBBLING HOT OIL. PREFERABLY INDOORS.