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My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.

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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

06.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7860    πŸ” 7307    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 796

If you've got a Republican representing you, call them and tell them you blame them, and their party, for the shutdown.

06.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I will point out both my 80 something conservative Roman Catholic parents explicitly said "Because she fights Trump" when I asked about their support for her.

05.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 711    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

umm this sucks

05.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 109
a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

live view from cuomo hq

05.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6053    πŸ” 1273    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 34

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

05.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8396    πŸ” 1896    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 51

That made me so happy

05.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/laur...

04.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, it's impossible to get just how stupid this is into a single headline, but I tried, okay?

03.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1334    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Don’t you mean that you know the reason?

02.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
John Mellencamp β€’ Suckin' On A Chili Dog | Karaoke β€’ Instrumental β€’ Lyrics
YouTube video by Karaoke From Space John Mellencamp β€’ Suckin' On A Chili Dog | Karaoke β€’ Instrumental β€’ Lyrics

YouTube has a lot of great karaoke tracks, including a bunch of really obscure songs you won’t find in most places.

This is the best one

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJI...

01.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Less well-known than the Oxford comma is the Scott cΓ¦sura, a pause so short that the art community was roiled over whether it’s β€œrock and roll porn”, or it’s β€œrock and roll unt also porn unt also a motorbike”. In this essay I will

01.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gayle King expected to depart β€˜CBS Mornings’ in latest restructure: report King, who has fronted the broadcaster’s morning show for over a decade, is expected to step down from her anchor role on next year, according to a report

Bari Weiss makes a clean sweep, firing all women, Blacks and Hispanics in high-profile positions at CBS News. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

31.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1433    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 121

Reminder to vote! Local elections affect schools, infrastructure, housing and whether your town is a garbage place or not. Please be nice to your poll workers, it's a long day for them. Tip your pole workers because sex work is work. But don't tip your poll worker cuz they can't take money. #vote

31.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CBS News fired 8 on-air personalities in latest layoffs. All of them are women EXCLUSIVE: Multiple sources told The Independent that senior foreign correspondent Debora Patta was added to the layoff list following a last-minute change by editor-in-chief Bari Weiss.

"...a male correspondent was initially included on the layoff list but was removed after he appealed directly to the new editor-in-chief, Bari Weiss, leading to another female correspondent being added to the list at the last minute."

30.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1886    πŸ” 917    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 85
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

29.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32797    πŸ” 14651    πŸ’¬ 1329    πŸ“Œ 1054

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

29.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12800    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 44
(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call. 

Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre. 

On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. β€œShe is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. β€œPeople are running to avoid her.”

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call. Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre. On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. β€œShe is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. β€œPeople are running to avoid her.”

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

28.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6965    πŸ” 1216    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 550

Yes, Mamdani would make a good mayor.

But have you considered that if he makes NYC better, your friends might leave your city for New York?

Paid for by Bostonians against New York

27.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wikipedia summary of this gem:

"It is about a cool undergraduate boy who gets tricked by some surgeons and they operate on him, giving him a set of breasts. Now, he has to earn money through golf for the reverse surgery."

27.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading this WSJ piece on David Ellison archive.is/Zb2ht and saw

"He co-starred with James Franco in β€œFlyboys,” a 2006 movie[...] After a second movie he was planning to act in fell apart, he pivoted to producing full-time."

As if "Hole in One" (2009) letterboxd.com/film/hole-in... never happened.

27.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

waiting until there's a recall of oreos to pitch the headline "panic at nabisco"

25.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 710    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

Does your breakie have enough axes in it? It does now.

25.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead

24.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2004    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 25

YUB NUB MEANS FREEDOM

24.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah but i was told the administration would be good on antitrust

24.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4625    πŸ” 787    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 31

If David Ellison made a big AI deal you can bet he’d be bragging about it to every person he could find

23.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is true: I am a member of the Mystery Hunt team β€œIllegal, Immoral and Fattening, Attorneys At Law”.

This fictional law firm defends things society or the government disapprove of, like chocolate cake, fan fiction, or feeding hungry people in Tampa.

In my defense, we’ve only come in 5th place.

22.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you care to explain the name of your Mystery Hunt team?

22.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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