Tim

German place-names rendered into English (morphologically reconstructed from historical forms)

realising this can't be @tomreeswilliams.bsky.social due to the age

it's not even "create something" it's "pay creative people salaries to create something"

The whole thing is people fucking up and thinking it’s the fault of the person who made the recipe for not taking into account their fuckwittery. Accept responsibility for your Ls and you will become better at EVERYTHING

I saw this ad while on holiday crossing the shibuya scramble. ngl, pretty surreal

YouTube video by Ragna Þórsdóttir Neanderthal voice

the greatest documentary ever broadcast www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF...

Can the BBC please circulate this memo asap, word for word:

When populists talk about preserving culture, they mean race. They are talking about preserving white skin and "whiteness" as they define it. Stop being dumb.

New Batman

I sometimes think the period from 2015 to 2024 when every other year we either had a new election or new pm (or both) broke some people's, esp journalists', brains (obvs not Stephen's)

a recent favourite of mine was the dream where all I recall was I kept yawning

I'm a tall man, had long hair & a bead - think grunge rock style. I decided to shave my beard off & shorten my hair when I got a job as a porter in our local hospital, after three people mistook me for Jesus & thought I was there to take them to heaven instead of the next ward.

a beautiful reflection on what it is to remember one's past

I think I found the original source of the 67 meme

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”

My response to anything over the next two weeks

typically he brings presents. and reindeer.

I was indeed at Euston. It was indeed The Polar Express

hey bsky (@tomreeswilliams.bsky.social)
what's going on here?

PITCH: Biblical era Home Alone with Herod going the houses around trying to slay childer but getting caught in all sorts of traps.

the mixture of comedy and openness to learning you brought that show was the reason to listen. other presenters could never have your attitude or voice

AI tech bros promising to allow you to talk to a digital simulacrum of your dead relatives as a false comfort during your natural process of grief are, I’m afraid, in contravention of the 1736 Witchcraft Act, the 1951 Fraudulent Mediums Act, and should be hanged. I don’t make the rules.

my only response is it's... just dull. where's the fun and excitement for trains?

The Observer newspaper marketing to under 35s

good to know some papers think I'm still young

can men please just talk to women? this article is insane

Telegraph headline: “'We are not Enron': Nvidia rejects Al bubble fears”

The book cover to Nimoy’s first autobiography I am not Spock

The cover for I am Spock

I’ve seen this progression before

this is in line with my belief that absolute numbers don't really matter all that much, the ratio between numbers is far more important

I hear it's really easy to leave the country without a passport

just you might not be let in on the other side of that flight

once again hoping for more papper on your ding-dong 🙏

YouTube video by Chris Spargo Was Britain's "city of the future" a mistake?

you've never seen anything like it www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTC...

(this is a good video btw)

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party