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Chris Huffman

@chrishuffman.bsky.social

Mom, musician, teacher, avid reader, patriot, liberal, hopelessly optimistic. My mom said I would open a new box of crayons and immediately throw away the red one. I don't remember doing this. But now I know why.

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Also smells like broccoli farts.

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by the way, I have a theory about why Donny keeps yammering about how Crockett or AOC couldn’t pass the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. remember: with Donny, every accusation is a confession. President Pudding Cup failed the fucking thing, didn’t he. they asked him to remember five random words, and he couldn’t. his drawing of a clock looked like a monkey fucking a coconut. he failed, and he knows it, and that why he has to keep talking about how hard it is — to convince himself that nobody could have passed it. and, as always, none of this is normal — and all of it is embarrassing.

by the way, I have a theory about why Donny keeps yammering about how Crockett or AOC couldn’t pass the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. remember: with Donny, every accusation is a confession. President Pudding Cup failed the fucking thing, didn’t he. they asked him to remember five random words, and he couldn’t. his drawing of a clock looked like a monkey fucking a coconut. he failed, and he knows it, and that why he has to keep talking about how hard it is — to convince himself that nobody could have passed it. and, as always, none of this is normal — and all of it is embarrassing.

I'LL BET I KNOW WHY DING-DONG DONNY DEMENTO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS COGNITIVE TEST: IT'S BECAUSE HE FAILED IT. HE SCREWED THE POOCH. YOU JUST KNOW HE FUCKED IT UP ROYALLY. I EXPLORE THIS IN A VERY TREMENDOUS POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANKS FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ohUSGz

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Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social.

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Please please please!!!

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