Joe B

I am confident that Zohran will be the first NYC mayor to know who Hell Rell is. Best city in the world.

They were playing the pina colada song as the call came in. I was trying to soak up the bad vibes and it still overpowered me

These days everyone knows "Mouth Breather" is about Ari Fleischer, but learning it back then was crazy. Cheney brought it up like it was no big deal

Lore and I were twitter mutuals and I got weirdly psyched about it. Also, thanks man. Maybe I should get something going for the ten-year

I charged it to the game at the time and don't hold it against him, early 2003 didn't really have a playbook for that type of encounter (but I bet no one from the Brunching Shuttlecocks would have done that)

Web Safe 2k16: Joe Bernardi <p>The guy moved quickly, but did a poor enough job telegraphing his sucker punch to my stomach that I managed to lean away and only catch the end of it. He and his friend laughed and turned around. M...

It was great, absurdly ahead of its time. Also, that guy tried to punch me once: websafe2k16.com/CC6699

I was at this game. Instant top 5 NYC moment in over 15 years of living here

In retrospect this was maybe the single biggest factor in my going from vegetarian to pescatarian. Going from "basically a struggle meal" to "whole branzino" at an Italian restaurant was a revelation.

That freak who was whining about people watching sports instead of making Molotov cocktails last night is real quiet right now

Two instagram comments: "When Gaddafi was in power he had the whole region stable. He was developing the nation. He was a good man" and "God I fucking love Blake griffin"

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I noticed later that his VA's last name is Trobbioni or something and man, talk about parts you were born to play

Yeah, as far as I can tell the only things I missed were that last courier challenge and grinding to buy everything

Part of me thinks the entire economy hinges on it being sort of thematically clever for you to suddenly get flooded with rosary beads in act 2

Granted I am watching the game right now but his shit kinda looks like a Chargers helmet

A bunch of the bosses feel awkward and unlearnable in the way that Demon of Hatred does, except DoH is very clearly like that on purpose

Finished Silksong, mostly out of spite. Stopped having fun maybe 75% of the way through. Whoever did the VA for the flea "awoo" sound did an incredible job

I figure by "chaos" he means, like, Port Washington

This me with my records. If a burglar breaks in, I know exactly what to do: Pull out a promotional record that Pfizer sent to doctors in the '70s that's nothing but the different babies crying, each with a different malady. "Why do you own this?" he says, but it's too late, I've hit him with a bat.

I would pay a premium to conveniently replenish both my health and heat gauges, and I think many other Americans would too

If you don't like Black Sabbath, you don't like rock music. They might be the only band where that's the case.

salt & vinegar is blue, someone shoulda waaaaarned you

I figured you meant Rosaura or Mine Guy (although to be fair the very end of the fisherman quest did hit for me)

There's a side quest in [Lies Of P: Overture] that hits harder than any in Nier: Automata

"Grabbing a beer for a really tired guy who says 'my wife left me'" is my new "Can you pet the dog"

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-Joe B

Reggie Miller deserves a Pulitzer for not saying anything that lost him his job tonight

Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I ask ChatGPT "Which prion disease made me comfortable with a black box knowing both my credit card number and that my 5 year-old likes bowling"

Probably some argument to be made about how something has been lost in how most documentation is so crappy now, but it's late

I won't claim to know the guy personally, but he's a great photographer in general. Cool fine art stuff etc etc

It is indeed (Sick video also)