James Kettle

One of those recordings that makes your skin go up in goosebumps just remembering it exists. Why isn’t there a film of this? Because Jack Warner was a moron.

There are certifiable lunatics out there who think Julie Andrews would not have been better than Hepburn in MFL, but I guess they just haven’t heard the original cast recording. Julie doing I Could Have Danced All Night is legit one of the straightforwardly best things ever.

If you can’t spot the error, it’s McCclaren.

I guess the new observer isn’t into F1.

Had a client who did this with the additional face-saving move of if told they hadn’t going “then that is a TRAGEDY”

Spectre is fucking terrible. The last half hour where they start driving around like Torchwood…

“The End”: hold my beer

The Moment with Miles Jupp Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · a concentrated burst of up-to-the-minute comedy that sums up where we are right now and dispels the blues of life in 2025

This weeks show features the words broccoli, pre-muttonite and cum, as well as a detailed voicemail apology from Richard Osman

“Have you seen the views of our own paper’s chess correspondent?” “Well this is hardly his area.”

I mean there are a number of sectors (not limited to all of the ones I’ve worked in) where the highest paid people all seem to be conspicuously mentally ill. Surely some of them have been formally diagnosed.

SELL PEOPLE ON NEW IDEA HARD, SELL PEOPLE ON OLD IDEA ALSO HARD BUT NO ONE GET FIRED

NO NEW IDEA ONLY OLD IDEA

The main opposition is not polling around 40 as it did in 2022.

Counterpoint - have we sufficiently considered continued the merits of continued decline accompanied by bovine shouting?

XSCUSE ME MISTER HAS YOU GOT AN IP WE CANS BORROW

(The centre as in TB/GB)

Oh 100% this. But I would blame the centre for fostering, training and promoting those who would communicate their message and absolutely not those who would wish to debate it

Brown trout

Episode 6 without Lucy Porter Podcast Episode · The Moment with Miles Jupp · 28/11/2025 · 11m

Hear the line from the Reith lectures you won’t hear on the BBC. Plus Lucy Porter explaining why she’s not appearing on the show, and a cake iced with the words “Donald Trump is a f**king a***hole”. All in this week’s The Moment for this week, out this week (today)

Oh, they genuinely think they are very wise and people will agree with them once they see these things pointed out. I know that seems mad but it’s the thing that makes most sense

Still not clear to me how the gap between where we are now and AGI is different than the gap between building something that looks like a body and making it come to life.

Hard to compare as the 2010/11 attacks were up against Test batsmen

Episode 5 without Frankie Boyle Podcast Episode · The Moment with Miles Jupp · 21/11/2025 · 11m

In a(nother) depressing week of news, this latest podcast contains the words “kerosene”, “catheter” and “whole roast turtle”, plus a v unconvincing apology from Frankie Boyle

So I went to a minor public school not unlike Farage’s in the early 90s. And there was a Nazi guy in the sixth form. Who was just the “school Nazi”. Brushed his hair like Hitler. Eventually got expelled for racially abusing a kid in the year above me. We just thought it was one of those things.

This new asylum policy from labour is vile and betrays labour values. It ignores the reality of refugee peoples’ lives, aspirations, families… it betrays our obligations to help the most vulnerable and IT WILL NOT DETER SMALL BOATS.

It’s a grim day.

I have a long standing and unimaginative theory that a lot of things are explained by Labour getting the balance of “promote for obedience” v “promote for ability” consistently wrong from 94 onwards, with profound knock on effects for institutional culture.

What’s to stop the next multimillionaire’s daughter who Margot Robbie likes hanging out with coming from Bradford, Barnsley or Wigan?

Ah, the future of all UK entertainment. Sugar rush version of existing property made by rich people in their spare time

“It’s been declined, do you have any other method of payment?”