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Comedy’s Guy Chambers. Purveyor of humour on The Moment With Miles Jupp podcast. https://www.casarotto.co.uk/clients/james-kettle

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A vivid way of explaining this to the surprising number of people who don’t get it is that LLMs are like Boris. Ask a question, and you don’t get the truth but something superficially well constructed that it thinks you’ll accept

19.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People say AI is really good but whenever I ask it to “create an image of Robert jenrick going about his daily routine” it gives me a picture of him rimming a goat, why is this

18.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two rulers, unalike in measurements

Two rulers, unalike in measurements

They released this like this

Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS

17.02.2026 10:25 — 👍 473    🔁 141    💬 41    📌 69

Safesurfing gold

13.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Think they see every big name as a hedge against failure. Which I think is mad with HP but even still

13.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fascinated by how many matey podcast duos this also applies to

13.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did the scripts for that series. But not the statement.

12.02.2026 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rain don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays

10.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Williams designing their air intake to look like a Duracell battery comes from exactly the same thought process that leads a toddler to put a bean up its nose because it looks like it’s the right shape to do so.

10.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That is excellent Gyratorio.

08.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Their drummer genuinely died in a bizarre gardening accident.

06.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I want to know is why I’ve been summoned into existence like the goblins in Labyrinth

06.02.2026 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes what

06.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Latest download of drivel from the satirical samurais

06.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The bit that was - worth noting for dumbfoundingness - the climax of the whole film

06.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surely you liked the bit where suddenly it was about a gang all driving around in an suv with blue lights like it was Torchwood

06.02.2026 08:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are many ministerial contenders who would fail Stewart Lee’s knitted tea cosy / hat test.

05.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is the rock-like incuriosity of many MPs to factor in tho (gestures hopelessly at DCMS)

05.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is basically the origin story of all the right wing comedians.

01.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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JFC the idea that some people live in a space where that guy did a good job

30.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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23.01.2026 07:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Even better, if those things change, so will he!

22.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Illicit Miliband Major?

22.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most leaders only fully communicate their weirdness once we watch them all day

22.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s easy to come across well compared to a leader when in relative terms, no one has paid that much attention to you tho

22.01.2026 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perhaps I’m very stupid, but I would have thought if AI was capable of detecting its mistakes (and generating content that is spottable would count as a mistake) it simply wouldn’t make them. So I wouldn’t want to rely (or spend money on) an AI-powered AI detection solution. More snake oil, no?

22.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But Brooklyn says so and Brooklyn is an honourable man.

21.01.2026 09:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once got lost late at night with a comic in the old LWT building. We went and sat on the Lorraine set, correctly reasoning that security would then come and throw us out

16.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would also be annoyed if it turned out that rather than succeeding on his own merits, he had the creative freedom to do any project he wanted because his father was a wealthy executive

14.01.2026 09:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That he wanted us to be on the side of Coriolanus

14.01.2026 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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