You are not โkey and essentialโ; but to me.
01.10.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@romansimeon.bsky.social
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You are not โkey and essentialโ; but to me.
01.10.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New Fiscal Year, new- who the hell am I kiddingโฆ.?
01.10.2025 04:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New Fiscal Year, new me!
01.10.2024 02:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Tom Clancyโs โAre you my Mommy?โ
29.08.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Within the past week I have seen snippets of โSister Act II: Back in the Habit โ & โPrincess Diariesโ in which both are filmed in San Francisco. For those not aware, both have an elevated basketball court scene outside of a school where some plot point happens but it is not the same location.
25.08.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No Man, Pepsi is far from being ok
08.08.2025 01:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me at work overwhelmed by a hundred 5 minute tasks:
BRB- Iโm handing the crocodile furthest from the Landing Craft - Air Cushioned (LCAC)
You should make 11 different sandwiches and watch all 11 or so different versions and adaptations of โPride and Prejudiceโ including the Mormon and the Bollywood spin. Then pair the sandwiches to the version and rate them accordingly.
24.06.2025 00:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Overheard at the dog park:
โCrash Daddy 3D printed a tail light.โ
Too War 4 World
06.06.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you get in before 0100 the ice cream guy will give you extra pralines and cream and the cinnamon butter is still out.
20.05.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bad week for those that are fighter jets.
08.05.2025 11:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The t-shirt toss is a perfect example of the rich only getting richer. The arms of the throwers and the weight of the t-shirts ensures those that paid for premium seats get access to Washington Wizards Merch. Ain't no T-shirts making it up here regardless of tshirt gun or intent.
01.04.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you are a male between the ages of 42-47, while also being in the US Army; while taking your Army Combat Fitness Test and want to max the Plank event. I suggest you listen to the Healthcliff Intro 3x in a row.
07.03.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Regular cheese no longer meets my needs. Iโve been corrupted by these โFranken-cheesesโ so much that Iโve forgot how to appreciate the classics. Charles Entertainment Cheese along with Chester Cheetah would be disappointed in my current dairy consumption.
17.12.2024 01:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We are closer to the thousand year anniversary of the Great Schism (1054) than we are to the theatrical release of Jurassic Park (1993.)
22.11.2024 15:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New Fiscal Year, new me!
01.10.2024 02:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1You even send a email so hard that outlook closes on you?
23.07.2024 14:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If a guy from New Jersey asks you to a Springsteen Concert just know that is a great sign of respect in their culture.
23.03.2024 03:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I sent my kid a PS5 Friend request 2 weeks ago. Left on read or whatever is the equivalent.
16.03.2024 21:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The amount of โPanama Canalโ Content Iโm seeing on my IG & Reddit feed means someone thinks Iโm in the market for a new way to traverse the cursed Southern Ocean while shaving weeks off my transit time.
20.02.2024 23:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every time Army Wins, it is another year we donโt pivot to the Pacific.
10.12.2023 10:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The inner peace one gets when they figure out their post military retirement plan.
25.10.2023 04:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New Fiscal Year, new me!
01.10.2023 14:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1The only way to return from DPRK.
27.09.2023 20:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Before I make my conclusion as to who is to blame would like to hear the F35โs version of what happened.
18.09.2023 19:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you eject from an F35 and it doesnโt come back, it wasnโt really yours to begin with.
18.09.2023 16:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@threads was the โEarth 2โ of the โSeaQuestDSVโ Universe
11.09.2023 20:30 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0