Roman Simeon

You are not “key and essential”; but to me.

New Fiscal Year, new- who the hell am I kidding….?

New Fiscal Year, new me!

Tom Clancy’s “Are you my Mommy?”

Within the past week I have seen snippets of ‘Sister Act II: Back in the Habit ‘ & ‘Princess Diaries’ in which both are filmed in San Francisco. For those not aware, both have an elevated basketball court scene outside of a school where some plot point happens but it is not the same location.

No Man, Pepsi is far from being ok

Me at work overwhelmed by a hundred 5 minute tasks:

BRB- I’m handing the crocodile furthest from the Landing Craft - Air Cushioned (LCAC)

You should make 11 different sandwiches and watch all 11 or so different versions and adaptations of ‘Pride and Prejudice’ including the Mormon and the Bollywood spin. Then pair the sandwiches to the version and rate them accordingly.

Overheard at the dog park:

“Crash Daddy 3D printed a tail light.”

Too War 4 World

If you get in before 0100 the ice cream guy will give you extra pralines and cream and the cinnamon butter is still out.

Bad week for those that are fighter jets.

The t-shirt toss is a perfect example of the rich only getting richer. The arms of the throwers and the weight of the t-shirts ensures those that paid for premium seats get access to Washington Wizards Merch. Ain't no T-shirts making it up here regardless of tshirt gun or intent.

If you are a male between the ages of 42-47, while also being in the US Army; while taking your Army Combat Fitness Test and want to max the Plank event. I suggest you listen to the Healthcliff Intro 3x in a row.

Regular cheese no longer meets my needs. I’ve been corrupted by these ‘Franken-cheeses’ so much that I’ve forgot how to appreciate the classics. Charles Entertainment Cheese along with Chester Cheetah would be disappointed in my current dairy consumption.

We are closer to the thousand year anniversary of the Great Schism (1054) than we are to the theatrical release of Jurassic Park (1993.)

New Fiscal Year, new me!

You even send a email so hard that outlook closes on you?

If a guy from New Jersey asks you to a Springsteen Concert just know that is a great sign of respect in their culture.

I sent my kid a PS5 Friend request 2 weeks ago. Left on read or whatever is the equivalent.

The amount of ‘Panama Canal’ Content I’m seeing on my IG & Reddit feed means someone thinks I’m in the market for a new way to traverse the cursed Southern Ocean while shaving weeks off my transit time.

Every time Army Wins, it is another year we don’t pivot to the Pacific.

The inner peace one gets when they figure out their post military retirement plan.

New Fiscal Year, new me!

The only way to return from DPRK.

Before I make my conclusion as to who is to blame would like to hear the F35’s version of what happened.

If you eject from an F35 and it doesn’t come back, it wasn’t really yours to begin with.

@threads was the ‘Earth 2’ of the ‘SeaQuestDSV’ Universe