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Thrilled and honored! @epochliterary.com

30.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWhen Did You Get Hotโ€ sounds like if Ariana Grande was in Incubus. This is praise. #sabrinacarpenter

30.08.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on top of everything else this guy is literally carmen sandiego

14.07.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
New York Post photo of a child alone at a long table with many empty place settings and pizzas.

New York Post photo of a child alone at a long table with many empty place settings and pizzas.

Donaldโ€™s big boy birthday tank parade

15.06.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Among my millennial habits is Googling words for their definitions and being annoyed when the results are all AI startups named whatever I was searching.

09.05.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On the left is a sign that says โ€œNazis are badโ€
On the right is a sign that says โ€œdue process nowโ€

On the left is a sign that says โ€œNazis are badโ€ On the right is a sign that says โ€œdue process nowโ€

Our signs for #handsoff in DC today.

@fmstringer.bsky.social

06.04.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Cory

01.04.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ate dinner, watched White Lotus, went to bed, got up, worked, tinkered with my fantasy baseball team, went to like four meetings, archived a poetry rejection, started cooking dinner again, failed, ordered pizza, and itโ€™s gonna get here and Corey Booker will still be filibustering. Incredible.

01.04.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The only thing keeping me going is our annual March rewatch of Derry Girls.

15.03.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boost the "Trump Hates Dogs" signal. It's the one thing that might break through and lift the curse on the MAGA-brained.

14.03.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From @nezhukumatathil.bsky.social's book, Lucky Fish.

Published by @tupelopress.bsky.social

#poem #poetry #books

04.03.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From Ukrainian-born poet Ilya Kaminsky. Photo courtesy of Poetry Foundation.

Don't have this one in a book, so making a rare exception to my only posting own photos rule given the circumstances.

#poem #writing #ukraine

01.03.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Draft email addressed to hr@opm.gov listing lyrics to "Strange" by Galaxie 500 as five bullet points representing what the email's author did last week.

Draft email addressed to hr@opm.gov listing lyrics to "Strange" by Galaxie 500 as five bullet points representing what the email's author did last week.

01.03.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the canon of cartoon playground bullies there's usually a big hulkin' guy and then behind him a little ratfaced goblin boy jeering. I don't know who the first guy is but the second one is definitely JD Vance.

28.02.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just pretend this post is a gif of Ben from Veep saying โ€œWe are at DEFCON Fuck.โ€

27.02.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"on the ocean when you die, I don't like imagining your gawky bag of bones incinerated, sprinkled like fish flakes over an aquarium." You'll want to linger with FM Stringer's poem of grief and regret on Open Space here: northamericanreview.org/open-space/2...

25.02.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

and they say AI can't produce art

24.02.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICONIC: Yosemite National Park workers just hung an upside-down American flagโ€”THOUSANDS of feet up on El Capitan. Thatโ€™s not decoration. Thatโ€™s a distress signal. Theyโ€™re telling us the country is in danger. Are you paying attention?

www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...

23.02.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27371    ๐Ÿ” 8751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 397    ๐Ÿ“Œ 419
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Better report my accomplishments for the week before the deadline

23.02.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 414    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys Alt: a man in a fedora (named Indiana Jones) is saying โ€œi hate these guysโ€ (heโ€™s talking about nazis)
19.02.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When you say you want your ashes scattered | North American Review

First post and it's a new poem about loss and longing. Thank you to the editors at @northamerreview.bsky.social for selecting it for Open Space. Iโ€™m a big admirer of this magazine.

northamericanreview.org/open-space/2...

09.02.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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