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Josh Withers

@josh.withers.co

I make hamburgers, children, weddings, coffees, social network bios. I’m a destination wedding celebrant travelling globally living in Tasmania. https://joshwithers.au

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What Are Weddings For? White dresses, bouquets, bridesmaids and champagne. Fatherly speeches, and I Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston. Confetti, corsages, long tables of food. These are a few of my favourite thin...

White dresses, bouquets, bridesmaids and champagne. Fatherly speeches, and I Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston. Confetti, corsages, long tables of food. These are a few of my favourite things people think weddings are about. marriedbyjosh.com/what-are-wed...

02.10.2025 11:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just going on the record to say that, yes, I do want a Sora invite code

02.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He'll learn eventually

01.10.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's the correct protocol for when you verbally loudly abuse a robot for vacuuming the wrong room then you check in the app and you totally actually did select that room and the robot was just doing what it was told?

Asking for a friend.

01.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So you know, @doktorzoom.bsky.social, when i made this photo this kind of post was exactly my intended usage

28.09.2025 06:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How will Taylor Swift's wedding change wedding traditions? Celebrity weddings have always shaped the way we celebrate. Let's have a look at how they have in the past and how Travis and Taylor will change the future.

How I can see Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding changing wedding culture and tradition marriedbyjosh.com/taylor-swift...

27.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One word that makes your wedding vows better One little word can change the whole direction of your vows and make them more heartfelt, more pointed, and better received.

Revealed! The one word that makes your wedding vows awesome marriedbyjosh.com/one-word/

24.07.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The "50% of Marriages End in Divorce" Stat Is a Myth Debunking the 50% divorce myth: why modern marriages are stronger, divorce is declining, and getting married in 2025 is still worth it—statistically and emotionally.

The whole "50% of marriages end in divorce" thing is a lie marriedbyjosh.com/divorce-rate...

13.07.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“To create is to live twice.”
– Albert Camus

13.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I've found Astro perfect for marketing sites, blogs, e-commerce catalogues, and portfolio sites. Basically, anywhere content is the hero and you don't need complex client-side state management, Astro excels."

09.07.2025 10:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Blog post I didn't write, but could have: websmith.studio/blog/astro-i...

"After migrating several projects from WordPress to Astro, I've become a massive fan of this framework."

09.07.2025 10:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Licensed for weddings in Tasmania’s National Parks Get married in Tasmania’s national parks legally & beautifully. We’re licensed to help you elope responsibly in wild, stunning places.

Because I know laws and regulations, licenses and permits, are really cool to talk about I wrote a blog post about how I'm licensed to do weddings in the Tasmanian National Parks marriedbyjosh.com/tasmanian-na...

09.07.2025 08:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's the actually kinda cool and interesting story behind the domain name joshwithers.blog/2024/09/27/a...

01.07.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's time to let go of my favourite domain name. The first one I ever bought based on an idea, a dream, and never actioned. If you think you could give it a good home, throw me your thoughts. it's: theapplenation.com

01.07.2025 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like people who like Brisbane would also really enjoy Amsterdam as a destination

29.06.2025 09:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking of becoming a missionary to Europe to tell them the good news about air-conditioning, good coffee, and breakfast.

29.06.2025 09:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How to make a wedding day timeline Timing a wedding is like cooking a steak – too short and it’s raw, too long and it’s tough. You want it just right so everyone leaves happy, fed, and still talking about your day for the right reasons...

A guide for creating a wedding day timeline marriedbyjosh.com/wedding-time...

29.06.2025 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I trust you saw the movie too? lol

28.06.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Hayley and Lui's first dance at Melbourne wedding venue, Potters Receptions. I was their wedding MC, my name is Josh Withers Melbourne Wedding Celebrant.

Hayley and Lui's first dance at Melbourne wedding venue, Potters Receptions. I was their wedding MC, my name is Josh Withers Melbourne Wedding Celebrant.

Just added five more esoteric songs to the Ultimate Wedding Song Playlist on my website at marriedbyjosh.com/wedding-songs/

Would desperately love it if you added yours to the list to help other people trying to think of what songs to walk down the aisle to, or to dance to.

27.06.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning is the story of how boomers think AI works. Fascinating view in to the boomer AI mind.

27.06.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’ve never seen Tom Cruise jerk off then you should totally go see the opening of the new Mission Impossible at the cinema

27.06.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m going to call it New Van Diemens Land.

27.06.2025 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You haven’t lived until you’ve been in the middle of a metro rail system breakdown and no of the announcements are in English.

I’m like an explorer in a new land where there are no Google or Apple Maps. It’s every person for themselves, charting new courses through the city.

27.06.2025 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whenever people comment on how smart AI is, I can't help but think the thing that's actually more true, is how not-smart humans are.

27.06.2025 08:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Putting aside colonialism and its negatives, it would just be the wildest most amazing ride to experience

26.06.2025 12:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Abel Tasman's Voyage to Tasmania Journal in 1642 Self-proclaimed “not a professional historian” …

I'm a Tasmanian history nerd so whilst in Amsterdam I found Abel Tasman's journal to try and find the source of my favourite Tasmania quote joshwithers.blog/2025/06/26/a...

25.06.2025 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Withers Wedding Method The only wedding planning method you need and why everything you think you "must" have is optional. Welcome to the wedding revolution!

Let me introduce you to the method of planning a wedding that is full of joy, on-budget, and awesome. I thought of it myself so I named it after me. But it's a free blog post for you to read and go on to great wedding planning joy! marriedbyjosh.com/withers-wedd...

25.06.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That time I was on MAFS Most people don’t know this, but I was the celebrant on the very first season of Married at First Sight on Channel Nine. I said yes to reality TV — once — and it turned out to be one of the strangest,...

marriedbyjosh.com/mafs/

23.06.2025 20:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'd sooner put macOS on a Dell than run Windows

23.06.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've just realised that the Photo Shuffle wallpaper I love from iOS and WatchOS isn't available on macOS and now I'm sad.

23.06.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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