Choco

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

I was thinking generally of places without bike lanes. If there's a bike lane fucking use it! No excuse not to!

It sucks ass but a lot of the time I get it. In suburbs and low traffic areas I think it's more or less fine, especially on suburban arterial roads sharing space with big rigs and little to no pedestrian traffic. E-bikes make it worse. Anywhere downtown / populated is inexcusable either way.

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

God, and the sound as they cut through the layers...

if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.

A player in Troleu challenges a man in a tracksuit and shades, holding a chicken, to a fist fight. The player has a 3X combo.

I am the god king of this trolley car and woe betide any customer foolish enough to challenge my reign www.rogue.site/editorials/t...

obligatory rogue.site plug. i'm writing sicko shit about weird video games over there

single until I can find a human partner that I love as much as I love the $6 Costco rotisserie chicken (impossible)

Crescent moon with Jupiter and Venus but the planets are IN the moon there is sky where the dark part of the moon should be

repost to instantly kill an astronomer

Playing little games, like not looking at it for a whole day... and then, looking at it...

Headline: "After 50 Long Years, McDonald's Just Made a Big Announcement. It All Starts Tomorrow Morning."

McDonaldland Instrumentality Project

man aiming gun while crying

when the nice indie software begins telling you to "supercharge your productivity" and a sparkle icon appears

a stylized portrait of suzanne ciani at a buchla 200

suzanne ciani

People and the media have accepted it as a normal political discussion that good people can disagree on but it’s straight up sociopath shit to take away someone’s healthcare and I don’t really have time for anyone who feels differently

[In the imperial core as violence is visited upon the periphery] haha fuck yeah!! yes!!

[As the violence visited upon the periphery returns to the imperial core] well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

I’m not putting anyone on a pedestal but at every opportunity to be a shithead who throws marginalized people under a bus this man chooses the opposite and he’s wildly popular because of it and I don’t understand what about that isn’t clicking for other dems

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Hey all! Some of us (former) Polygon folks are going to be streaming this Friday (May 30th), in support of the Polygon Workers GoFundMe, and also to thank everyone who's already generously donated!

It'll start at 7:00 PM EST @ www.twitch.tv/cashley

EcoEnclose order summary: “Order Summary 50 Items 100% Recycled Box - OPF 32ECT C - CUSTOM 50 x 100% Recycled Box - OPF 32ECT C - CUSTOM Details Box Strength: 32C (25 lbs) Box Style: OPF Length(in): 17.500 Width(in): 12.000 Height(in): 1.000 Service Speed: Standard (3 - 6 business days) FSC® Recycled Shipping Weight 11 oz Subtotal $99.86 Shipping $20.46 Tax $0.00 Total (USD) $120.32”

Uline Order Summary # of Shipments: 1 # of Items: 1 Subtotal: $186.00 Tax: $20.00 More Information Shipping: $32.38 Estimated Total: $238.38

2024 WTTW Chicago Public TV article on Illinois' biggest Republican political donors: “…Trump’s Top Donors With a combined $10 million donation to the Make America Great Again Super PAC, billionaires Richard and Elizabeth Uihlein are the second-biggest backers of Trump’s reelection bid — though their contribution has been dwarfed by the $75 million kicked in by banking heir Timothy Mellon. The Uihleins, Lake Forest residents and owners of the shipping products company Uline, are longtime conservative political donors. Uline, which was once headquartered in Illinois, moved in 2010 to Wisconsin — also home to Schlitz Brewing, to which Richard Uihlein is an heir. The Uihleins have long been active in Illinois politics. They supported former Gov. Bruce Rauner in his successful 2014 election bid. In 2018, they backed his unsuccessful challenger in the Republican gubernatorial primary, then-state Rep. Jeanne Ives. They’ve also supported U.S. Rep. Mary Miller (R-Springfield), who drew widespread condemnation for approvingly quoting Adolf Hitler in a 2021 speech; failed Illinois gubernatorial and congressional candidate Darren Bailey; and U.S. Rep. Darin LaHood (R-Peoria).”

Uline's owners are the 2nd biggest political donors to Trump, so found a non-MAGA alt rec'd on Reddi: EcoEnclose. For shipping boxes for original comic art, so I got EXACTLY the size I wanted. It's half the price once you add in shipping to my house from Uline. EcoEnc $120.32 vs Uline $238.38.

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online He is my friend

maybe my favorite thing ever published at polygon by @cassmarshall.bsky.social - cass forever, hayseed forever www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...

A bottle of Gringo Bandito brand hot sauce. Illustration on label is of a young-looking white person with spiky blonde hair wearing sunglasses, a sombrero, and ammo belts strapped across the chest, with arms crossed holding a pair of pistols.

Kid Vid on hard times after losing the Burger King contract

Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott

he’s right and he’s right to say it

This is evil and awful and trans people everywhere deserve better than what's happening right now.

And I think it's impossible to overtstate the pivotal role that JK Rowling played in mainstreaming hateful and false ideas about trans people. Every dollar you give her goes toward efforts like this.