PrplMonkeyMan

A fluffy and distinguished black cat tucked into a white cushion and covered with a blanket. As of today, he's officially been putting up with my nonsense for half a decade.

It's Totoro's fifth Gotcha Day!

my steel pan brings all the boys to maillard

... I'll also accept "Dick in a Box" by Lonely Island

If we all band together we can make "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" go number 1 Maggie style

"That Ivor Novello seems a little queer in more ways than one. Geddit? Geddit?"

Iykyk

Made my friend watch 1961's "The Innocents" and cackled like a demented goblin when he jumped three feet in the air when we got to THAT scene at the window

It's a Chicago holiday

It's actually a dense philosophical treatise that the human soul is contained within the heart instead of the brain, thus falling firmly on the "nature" side of the "nature vs. nurture" debate.

... or maybe I'm just still hungover from the party last night. I'm not sure which.

An unreasonably fluffy and handsome black cat that has claimed a Halloween candy bucket for his own

Happy Halloween Pt2

Ballpoint pen on printer paper drawing of an edgelord-y haunted house I drew waaaaaaaaaay back in the day when I was supposed to be paying attention in Stats. Still aced the class, tho

Happy Halloween

... but there's only a 10% chance of that

ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you

DRACULA: aw that sucks

WOLFMAN: that bites

CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks

DEVIL: that is so not cool

MUMMY: that’s tearable

ZOMBIE: what a rip off

GHOST: boo

Also can't forget a murderers row of UK character actors making a valiant attempt at a New England accent yet getting betrayed by their "r" and "l" sounds

Ok seriously what the hell even IS 2012's The Raven? Think Edgar Allen Poe X From Hell X Saw X Oliver Stone's JFK with John Cusack channeling latter day Nicholas Cage

Videos from the scene at North Kildare Avenue and West Old Irving Park showed a group of neighbors marching down the street, filming and blowing whistles as they cussed out federal agents. The officers seen were all masked, some wearing sunglasses. “The (expletive) out of there man. The (expletive) are you guys doing here? Get out of our city,” Carlos Rodriguez, the resident who filmed the videos, can be heard saying on the recording. “Hey, you are all (expletive) cowards,” another man yells.

How do you not love Chicago?

I think it's less "this election is all it will take to make it fall" and more "we've seen how easy it can be for one loud asshole with a megaphone to start normalizing previously unthinkable shit so let's just cut it off at the knees before it even comes to that"

Elites collapsed and capitulated. Regular people never did. #NoKings

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Taught book 3 of the Aeneid today. After reading about the harpies attacking Aeneas and his crew I am all done with stories about birds massacring mariners. Now time to put on the baseball game and oh god what the fuck this shit again

I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.

She means "utmost respect" in the same way others say "bless your heart" instead of "fuck off and die."

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

smurfs are the size they are because the lack internal structure. they are closer to gelatinous lichens than they are true fungi. they cannot grow larger without dedicated vasculature in our current oxygen environment. millions of years ago when there was more oxygen they were substantially larger.

@MrAndyNgo Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes. The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons. photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

Journalist Plestia Alaqad Is Publishing Her Diaries From Gaza: "A Dystopian World" "Every time I read it, I just feel disbelief — is this real? Did I really live that? Are there still thousands of people in Gaza living that?” By Lex McMenamin

Politics Assata Shakur Was a Black Revolutionary Who Fought for Freedom Even in Exile “Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them.” By Marian Jones

Politics Inside Gen Z Candidate Kat Abughazaleh's Viral ICE Rally Tear-Gassing: "Fascism 101" “If they are willing to do this to a congressional candidate in front of a bunch of press, imagine what they're doing behind boarded-up windows.” By Maia McDonald

Politics Hurricane Helene Devastated Asheville. A Local LGBTQ+ Organization Is Supporting Youth — With Cash “We know that [direct cash transfers] are the number one support for preventing youth homelessness.” By Colleen Hamilton

"where's the left media?" "where's fact-checked reporting?"

lately @teenvogue.com has run profiles: of Assata Shakur's revolutionary history; a 23-year-old Palestinian journalist; what's happening in Chicago's ICE protests; and organizing supporting LGBTQ+ youth

📍 www.teenvogue.com/news-politics

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.