PrplMonkeyMan

The Roberts Court loves corporations. Corporations are their benefactor more so than Trump. Corporations were not happy with the tariffs. SCOTUS rules against Trump when it's Corporations v. Trump. End of.

Don't let this fool you into thinking this court as any goddamn legitimacy. It does not.

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

Steps...
Where is "truth" in this?
what did i feel?
Did this hurt my feelings?
Why did it hurt my feelings?
Do i need to sleep on this?
Does this need a response?
Is this provocation?
Where is the "win win"
How can i leave this better?

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"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

I just can’t stop thinking abt federal agents raiding the cells of incarcerated children to confiscate their drawings & letters. This is Nazi shit.

"You read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discover that it happened 100 years ago to Dostoyevsky. This is a very great liberation for the suffering, struggling person, who always thinks that he is alone." -James Baldwin

And at least THAT one had the excuse of massive studio mandated reshoots and re-edits

The official US policy over Taiwan is about as comprehensible as the Schleswig-Holstein Question was. To misquote Palmerston, only three people have ever understood it, Richard Nixon, who is dead, a Chinese professor, who has gone mad, and I, who have forgotten.

Believe it or not it goes by fast. Dumas actually got his main income as a playwright, so it's very dialog heavy and much more breezy than most novels of the era.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that sees it lol

Does this thing look oddly horny to anyone else or has it just been THAT long for me?

Wow.

Kinda funny that the Obama presidential library has a text wraparound somewhat incomprehensible from most angles on the ground but easily seen and understood by drone

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Will it be national news? Will it cause performative outrage? Will he be censured?

Nope. Forgotten by tomorrow.

A tumblr post set against misty moody moors. The text reads: from maureen-corpse. I’m only a few pages into Wuthering Heights and it’s going great, by the way. For me. Not one of the characters is having a good time

I just read Wuthering Heights for the first time + this sums up all my texts to my buddies about it

Leeks are ALWAYS needed, sir

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

Former altar boy here. Can confirm.

So I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ginny in Friday the 13th Part 2 is one of the best Final Girls in the horror genre but y'all ain't ready for that conversation

In the honor of the day, Ginny Field in Friday the 13th: Part 2 is one of the best Final Girls of all time

Emerald Fennell needs to be stopped

Best part is the very beginning has Ginny from 2 in it, who is one of the best Final Girls in the genre.

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj Rapper Nicki Minaj has aligned herself with MAGA, stating that she is President Trump’s “number one fan.” The Onion sat down with the artist to discuss music, politics, and the controversy she’s creat...

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj

This soothes my soul

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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In a way, non stop non stopping is a form of visual and kinetic poetry every bit as valid as the written kind.

... or at least that's the excuse I gave an English prof back in college one time