I guarantee if you were at a party with Elon he would not want to be the target of a roast. When heβs talking here he means OTHER people being roasted, not him.
25.11.2025 07:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@cfhirsch.bsky.social
Software developer by trade. I enjoy music, mathematics, playing piano, studying quantum computing and history. And also procrastinating. A lot of procrastinating. Prejudiced against antivaxxers. Work in progress. He/Him
I guarantee if you were at a party with Elon he would not want to be the target of a roast. When heβs talking here he means OTHER people being roasted, not him.
25.11.2025 07:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comey and James cases dismissed. Because Lindsey Halligan.
No legitimate prosecutor would manufacture charges against Trumpβs political enemies, and one willing to failed.
Authoritarian abuses donβt work without capable personnel. Or much deeper corruption of the courts, which they donβt have.
Heβs a drunken ignorant oaf who acts like heβs a big silverback but he canβt do a decent pull-up. I mean I canβt either really but Iβm not puffing my chest out and railing about wokeness to the whole country.
youtu.be/V_mkQlNgcmU?...
Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
24.11.2025 19:15 β π 649 π 220 π¬ 14 π 18RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
24.11.2025 20:00 β π 1833 π 218 π¬ 51 π 28Say what you will, she managed to resolve two cases simultaneously!
24.11.2025 20:50 β π 1743 π 205 π¬ 49 π 16The New York Times, where the popular mayor-elect of their city is a fringe figure, but the QAnon podcaster who asked him a racist question comes out as a "winner"
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
The Overton Window has shifted and increasingly wanton overt bigotry and evil are mainstream. Donβt accept it. Fight and defy people like this.
www.middleeasteye.net/news/uk-colu...
Saying this but to a computer
24.11.2025 15:41 β π 3383 π 380 π¬ 37 π 8Criterion Collection cover for the 1967 Franco-Italian neo-noir crime thriller βLe SamouraΓ―β, directed by Jean-Pierre Melville. It shows the filmβs star, Alain Delon, dressed stylishly in profile, hand at the brim of his hat (I dunno is it a fedora? I donβt know that much about hats). Fun fact: this film inspired Jim Jarmuschβs βGhost Dog: The Way of the Samuraiβ starring Forest Whitaker.
24.11.2025 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Candace Owens & @RealCandaceO β’β’ β’ URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person's position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus.
Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk's assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard's life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie's public execution to risk their own lifeβ May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
23.11.2025 23:08 β π 2758 π 320 π¬ 488 π 194Hard for me to say how this is different from Fox News's entire business model, except that it's less sophisticated. This is transparently and obviously bad βΒ and Elon should ban these accounts βΒ but the spirit here of trading rage for money is pretty much a lot of right-wing media.
23.11.2025 09:53 β π 4514 π 424 π¬ 50 π 8A Twitter account called Ivanka News tweets an AI image of a young woman wearing Muslim garb. The woman is holding a sign that says "I came here illegally. Should I be deported?" Ivanka News writes: What is your response to this person ?? In the "About this account" tab, it appears the account is based in Nigeria
An account called MAGA scope writes: Who, in your view is the great enemy of the United States? Communism, Islam, Democratic Party, or Satan? The account is based in Nigeria.
An account called MAGA Nadine writes: You go to work and find this. What would you do? The attached pic is an AI image that shows a microwave. The microwave has a sign that says "For religious reasons, this microwave is now making halal food only." The account is based in Morocco.
An account called America First posts an AI image of Tulsi Gabbard. They wrote: How would you rate your trust in Tulsi Gabbard on a scale of 1-10?
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Hereβs why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
23.11.2025 22:35 β π 4767 π 794 π¬ 45 π 25Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
Sorry, MAGA doesn't even support democracy here anymore, I'm supposed to believe they support it in Venezuela? bsky.app/profile/katz...
23.11.2025 23:00 β π 2788 π 530 π¬ 71 π 6Rep Jasmine Crockett on MTG quitting: βI was like, you got to be kidding. Youβre on the other side of the president for one week and you canβt take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes.β
Greene fanned the flames of hate for years and canβt handle the monster she helped create.
Letβs see if one single pundit who said there was some great realignment of American sentiment with this last election, based on what they saw on the Nazi-owned platform overrun by foreign actors, offers any retractions or corrections for their gullibility.
23.11.2025 16:10 β π 2129 π 607 π¬ 36 π 21I was guilty of this too, looking at the immediate aftermath of '24 is that people thought there was all this data about Gen Z that they were all right leaning and the democrats had a massive young man problem and...
yeah it's all bunk. Uniform swing because of inflation. They all swung back
Moms for Liberty roaches having to crawl back under their rocks ftw.
23.11.2025 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
23.11.2025 01:49 β π 5936 π 507 π¬ 147 π 56Please donβt let the magician be Penn or Tellerβ¦
23.11.2025 09:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow Hochul just out and out pointed out that Elise Stefanik is a piece of shit. Good for her!
23.11.2025 09:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0really baffled at elon's decision to confirm that most of twitter is just a poorly organized foreign influence operation
23.11.2025 02:14 β π 1937 π 267 π¬ 24 π 16When we note that having idiots run the government is a threat to national security this is the sort of thing weβre talking about
23.11.2025 01:39 β π 1127 π 260 π¬ 24 π 4We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
21.11.2025 17:16 β π 2351 π 291 π¬ 48 π 9Lenin and Stalin with podcast mics
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