Apparently I’m “I don’t know why I’m looking at my phone” years old

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

Canon is a Jedi youngling and I am Anakin Skywalker

Repost, follow, and take action to stop book bans! www.bookbanpetition.us

Same

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Someone posted this in my neighborhood Facebook group and now I need to officially apologize to the creators of Christmas at the Plaza because apparently Christmas light installer is a real profession.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

Preparing for the holidays. But it’s just me standing in front of the fridge eating the olives I bought for Thanksgiving because no one else likes them and they won’t notice if they’re gone.

Follow me for more holiday tips 🦃

Ugh. Whenever something is set locally I start having lots of questions. Have you even been here???

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Book Bans Harm Kids Censoring what children read deprives them of reality and the chance to feed their curiosity and develop empathy

Science says: "Censoring what children read deprives them of reality and the chance to feed their curiosity and develop empathy" www.scientificamerican.com/article/book...

Leopold Fitz from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.! I covered him in kisses. because I can. I'm an artist I can do what I want

#agentsofshield #fanart #fitz #silly

So cute!!

We need to pay attention to what’s happening in Florida in case it gives other states ideas

It's so strange when a totally normal, not fandom involved person follows me. Sir, are you lost? I'm here to be weird and off-putting about fiction

The Unite Against Book Bans logo above the text: Raise your voice. Join the movement. UniteAgainstBookBans.org.

If you believe that:
1) Reading is critical to democracy.
2) Books help us understand complex issues.
3) Parents shouldn’t make decisions for other parents’ children.
4) Youth deserve to see themselves in books.

Join the campaign to #UniteAgainstBookBans: uniteagainstbookbans.org/take-action/

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

Sunday night dreams are the worst! This time it was a shark attack. I got away but my coworkers convinced me I should at least let the shark eat one of my legs.

This makes it a work dream right??

Fuck all this echo chamber horseshit. I don’t come here to have my worldview challenged, I come here to have some fucking fun

A clear blue sky, with a nearly imperceptible, faraway circular sun in the upper left corner

We have an important #library message to share with our new friends on Bluesky. Scroll to read.

calling all #Fitzsimmons shippers! It's time for the annual Secret Santa exchange and this year it's cross platform! Check out the details below and DM me with any questions! Please share to get the word out! #AgentsOfSHIELD

That makes as much sense as anything else 😆

How did we end up in the worst timeline??

This is the best! ❤️

Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”

Who made this? Ahahaha

hey I lurked on twitter for a while but I’m telling myself I’ll acc participate in fandom here so have a FitzSimmons edit I did a while ago for a first post 💙💙💙

Beautiful FS icons!

Quote saying his political posts are because he loves his country and feels it’s his patriotic duty to oppose “this demented sociopath with every fibre of me being.”

Be like Mark Hamill.