sir gideon ofnir, the ball-knowing

congratulations to alt, condolences to gay and from new jersey

Which Ballplayers Would Make the Best Ice Dancers? Let’s talk Twizzles.

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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

me too! i wonder if it will be more suited to their tendency to flood encounters with too many enemies

one of these days remedy is going to make a game where the combat mechanics and encounter design don't suck and take away from the rest of the game and it's going to be the single greatest game that has ever been made. but they have not done it yet.

Screenshot of the dotMeow Kickstarter goal having been met

WE HIT THE GOAL AND THEN SOME

Thank you all SO much! Everyone who helped, signal boosted and especially donated!

And remember that you can still pledge if you missed it :3

kickstarter.dotmeow.org

Thank you again, so much.

Now... We can get to work!

got ulaMOGGED while eldrazimaxxing 😔😔

do you think cellino and barnes ever explored each other's bodies i do

clavicular manslaughter

Timey Wimey Big Sad

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

orange cat on his blanket nest on the couch

good morning everyone. Adonis says you will have a good day today, or else

Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.

He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.

guess he got over the mononucleosis

an ad for just like the concept of pokemon. ok.

bsky feels a little bit more like twitter used to today than usual idk why

on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it

team event yes, individuals no

the moment i saw "so secure" i knew that was a bad company

Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution

oh gross crypto ad why is that a crypto ad

If the Twilight Saga took place in Massachusetts this would be Renesmee

he gets paid enough already imo but yeah he’s incredible and i am deeply fortunate

shoutout to my therapist who just recommended me an emulator to play bloodborne on pc

wait i thought teammate was someone else

So anyway 2026 is the year of yuri right

*le tigre voice* what’s yr take on kubernetes?

why are you waiting for permission? do something about it you stupid fuck!

may these perfect boys never want for strawberries or any other treat they may desire