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Lorraine Garland

@fablor.bsky.social

Friend of Mur the Rex, Tilly the Bog Monster, Grim Grinning Ghost and Druuuuu, Therapist with a Wicked Sense of Humor, and half of the musical duo Paul and Lorraine.

387 Followers  |  212 Following  |  136 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2023  |  2.305

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Clearly πŸ˜†

25.08.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha! Actual Banana Tree. Turns out they grow just fine indoors.

24.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they don't much like change. I got a new coffee table a week or so ago and not a one will go in there πŸ˜†

They do like to pretend it's Jungle Time tho, with the plants.

24.08.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Living alone has good points and bad.

Bad: NO ONE is excited I just figured out how to light the Banana Tree (by moving a huge table and every other plant in the room) And I am proud of this

Good: No one is asking why I have a banana tree or telling me what I can and can't do with the living room.

24.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad Thor is doing better!

22.06.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear! Best advice I have is hands are not toys. If he bites and attacks, freeze, remove your hand and ignore him. You can say no, be nice, slowly, softly . Use an audio book voice, ultra calm. And then don' interact. When he is nice, treats, feather stick. Not nice: nothing.

13.06.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's always a hard one. What have you tried?

07.06.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are going to miss some GREAT storms today, my friend.

15.05.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hanging out in rural Wisconsin with four cats, a houseful of plants, learning to be a therapist. Wild ride πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

01.05.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things like that do tend to happen on Beltane πŸ˜†

01.05.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FLAMETHROWER!!

01.04.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not too bad for coming out of a long hard winter πŸ–€πŸ–€

14.03.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s one for you! Not QUITE as elegant πŸ˜‚

14.03.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Do this thing. πŸ’š

02.03.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting Monday with post-workout-post-shower cuddles and coffee. All sorts of other things may happen, it being Monday and all. But here’s where it starts. On the right foot, er, paw.

24.02.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!!!

24.02.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!!!

15.02.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯️β™₯️

11.02.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All super good!

09.02.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are all perfect! Especially the getting outside, it changes everything. 🀍🀍

09.02.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Self Care Sunday is starting out perfectly according to plan. Not pictured: Three other felines, a fire and COFFEE.

I want to add my voice to those saying take care of yourself. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Tell me your tips?

09.02.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Well, we got some really good music out of it.

08.02.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! I miss them. Dear lil leopards πŸ˜‚

08.02.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah, a sweet memory from the Bengal days, when life was simple and the Leopards curled up by the fire and beamed lasers rather than eating our faces.

08.02.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I tried to think and am getting flashbacks to our life in the studio. Over and over and over.

08.02.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The therapist is in and here to help. Any questions for us here at the Bog Monster Institute for Therapeutic Sanity?

07.02.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chaos is mostly the Bog Monster’s fault πŸ˜‚

06.02.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have far more control over these cats than I do over the state of our country. Our level of crazed chaos here makes herding cats an easier option. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

06.02.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am setting my coping with chaos level at β€œFour cats and breakfast” for the rest of the week. Higher levels of chaos are not encouraged. A lower setting, such as β€œwhere are my pants” may be issued as need arises.

06.02.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!! We have plenty of the world is on fire, more of this sort of thing, please.

05.02.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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