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Crapulous ultracrepidarian. Commie adjacent. Gooner/intellectual. Rascally asiatic. Raccoon super powers. Chino Loco. I hate raisins. Beer. Cigarettes. Masochism. Crab gang. Sometime muffin-walloper.

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Explain to me how the minority shut down funding? This was totally manufactured on the premise americans are inaction to being 8th grade readers are apparently assumed to be to stupid to do simple sums.

07.10.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'll listen to rich fuckos who lose even a single penny of profit.

Meanwhile he happily told workers they could go fuck themselves to gain political capital and stop a vote on epstein.

Republicans supported him because they don't want to go on record voting against a release of the files.

07.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YYZ is fucking huge. Burbank as like two runways. Pearson has 5. They aren't super comparable. But even still: YYZ lands like 40-60 fucking planes an hour. So 10-15 ought to be reasonable for an airport โ…–ths the size(?)

07.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She really is!

07.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Job action is supposed to be disruptive.

Fuck y'all of you can't take a joke.

This is a FAFO moment.

Just bring it in and let them vote on releasing all the epstein shit. Let's see who is protecting pedophiles.

07.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But she is actually living this. . . And she's brilliant. She made the podium at a 66.6km race that went took us to the summit of a ski hill twice.

I mean.

I love this chick so much.

07.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My chick is fucking crazy tho: she is actually living the life I guess I am larping.

She is an insane endurance athlete. Managing her BEEG doing fucking super hard core races she is actually risking death.

I mean. I joke about the appeal of ultra marathons as being 'i might die in the forest. . .'

07.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, pancreas!!! Like: dude. . .

๐Ÿ˜ฌ

07.10.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean. Now that I understand what a fucking marvel my body really is. Regulating blood sugar to within such a narrow band of sort of not being in a state of constantly dying is an electrochemical miracle of sorts.

07.10.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof. I have had to learn about living with a fucked up endocrine system and it's just . . . Too much. . . I don't know how many people realize how fucking insane surviving T1D is. I mean. I just see it from outside and it is . . . Quite a thing.

07.10.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean. It is a pretty big fucking airport. I dunno where the fuck Burbank is besides Cali which is very populous. Is Burbank a huge fucking airport or what?

07.10.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude. That is like astonishingly bad.

I live near YYZ in Canada and there's a plane landing like every 45 seconds.

07.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool. Let's hope those federal goon fucks stay home.

07.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DUDE THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

07.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A real Korg PS. I remember the fucking thing being huge.

07.10.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My partner takes a time release insulin type thing and it completely fucks her over for like 2-3 days if she's hours different: it isn't easy to adjust the dose the next morning because it has a cumulative effect.

07.10.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was late 90s and I was super high all the time.

I remember seeing this massive sequencer keeping time behind them and them having Leslie speakers.

07.10.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude! Fascinating! Boards of Canada was so cool. I swear I saw them live in Toronto. They never toured though but I kind of distinctly remember it: huge racks and massive synths and just a huge mess of patch cords.

07.10.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha. My son is in college and he misses the dogs so bad he's conspiring to get his whole floor to harbour a stray he's become friendly with.

The FASCIST SOULLESS BUREAUCRATS that run the residence don't allow pets.

07.10.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shiiit. Do you have to adjust dosage this morning?

Will it have a hangover effect?

07.10.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah fucking right.

The joke is they claim everyone else is cosplaying.

They really exemplify socially constructed gender roles: their actually living breathing contradictions to their own talking points with regards to that issue.

07.10.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta work on that burst speed and just assume every motherfucker out there is deliberately trying to run you over.

When I'm out running I downshift, imagine where they'll hit me and fucking gun it.

HIIT training, baby!

07.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think it would be easy to rig up.

07.10.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is 18" subwoofer in the box spring an option?

07.10.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do what I do and just order and reserve things with your phone while you're blackout drunk.

Works great.

Makes things interesting.

07.10.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ernest escapes new York?

07.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that on the rock? Looks like there might be some awesome trails out there

06.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

COTA is such a cool track. It's a dream of mine to attend a GP there.

I'm going to follow to hear your experience.

06.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The weird thing is they explicitly outline why dem policy is bad and then the dems do nothing to change those policies. Then they don't vote dem and. . . Well. . . I guess their i consequential opinions matter. Fascinating.

06.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great take.

06.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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